Pardon The Pun

Hayley - UK 28 | Bi (Open, Poly) | She/Her 🐳😋 I reblog fandoms, and post drama. Occasionally good content. 5/7. (See "Tags" for examples) Ask-box is open.

[cute-feedism-things]

Manifesting abundance in the 3 B's

Belly

Butt

Bank account

[autie-j]

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

[larken-the-skies]

It’s like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.

[i-suggest-piracy]

i have a suggestion

[mommydgaf]

finding out your most embarrassing sexual fantasies and mocking you for them

(knowing i’m 100% going to indulge you as a treat)

[molabuddy]

[callali1y]

listen if a friend of mine transitioned and looked like me i would not be mad. i would not be asking questions. we would have other business to attend to

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[pingintech]

literally a cartoon bad guy

[kosmogrl]

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

[makemewobble]

I’m just saying I’m always down to be hunted for sport in the nearest forest. I’m a tough prey to find

[yugimoto]

cut cucumbers for dinner and gave a slice to them!

[ovur]

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

[twospiritstooprideful]

clocking in to my shift at the yearning factory

[archbudzar]

Maybe if I had done something differently. (C.B) (6.14.17)

[quinloki]

It's a good thing James was in a giant peach, if he had been in a massive cucumber out at sea, he would've really been in a pickle.

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

[humedetector]

but her appel

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[um-jammer-tranny]

sometimes a trans woman will love you enough and feel comfortable enough around you to sing and you should feel so honored

[kaylmao]

we used to have shirley temple, peter graves, and warren peace, now we have no temple, no graves, and no peace!