[tsarina-anadyomene]

we should mandate industrial themed nonbinary names to balance out all of the people naming themselves after trees. throw Anvil into the mix

[cipheramnesia]

You absolute dumbass. He's from Whoville. All their last names are Who. That's why he's called Doctor Who. Okay?

[fandiagnosis]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 3.5 | INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.3

[divorce-enjoyer]

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

[cosimads]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT Episode 5 — New York

[despazito]

motherfuckers unlimited

[urgetocreate]

Elena Wuest (Kazakhstani/German b.1977) , Dissolving into Pink, 2026, Oil on canvas

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[cursedpossums]

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

[kashlat2]

Stop liking my old ugly horizon fanarts guys. Here’s a fresh one

[awakefor48hours]

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

[buddie-romance]

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

[noctysart]

[cottoncandylesbo]

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

[viralfrog]

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

vampires who volunteer at nursing homes so they can meet people their own age

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#vampires who volunteer at nursing homes so they can hit on senior citizens that are way too young for them

[irlplasticlamb]

did you hurt yourself?

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