dude, I'm just a ho for lan wangji

that's all there is to it

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Wei Wuxian: Wen Ning... in a coat that appears to have recently been underground.

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Jiang Cheng: I said make a barricade!

Wei Wuxian: Bones can be a barricade!

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Wei Wuxian: I think something bit my leg.

Nie Huaisang: If I bit someone's leg, they wouldn't think. They'd know.

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Wen Qing: You broke the dryer?

Wei Wuxian: It burns and thrashes me like hell.

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Jiang Cheng: What did I say about your hands?

Wei Wuxian: They are my grabbers for committing my darkest deeds.

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Wei Wuxian: Something about dying outside makes you... uhh... funny.

Wen Ning: Bugs eat your bones.

Wei Wuxian: Yeah, maybe it's cause bugs eat your bones.

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Lan Wangji: I don't say this lightly, but that guy is mean.

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Wei Wuxian: Go on without me!

Nie Huaisang: Ok, sounds good.

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Jin Ling: This vessel requires Froot Loops.

Jiang Cheng: It's Cheerios or nothing!

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Wen Qing: There is no profit.

Wei Wuxian: I killed a prophet once. Ripped his head off. Ended the religion right then and there.

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Nie Huaisang: The horrors persist, but I'm really tired and I honestly just don't feel like it today.

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Wei Wuxian: It's always "why did you go out in the storm" and "you're soaking wet" but it's never "how was the storm" or "the storm looked fun was it fun"

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Wei Wuxian: You wouldn't get it. I'm just built different.

Jiang Cheng: No, you're not. You're built the same.

Wei Wuxian: *gasps* You take that back!

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What did WWX eat to survive in the Burial Mounds for 3 months?

tree bark, leaves, grass, etc.

dead bodies

some form of inedia that uses resentful energy

other

Voting ended onApr 30, 2024

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Most likely to outpizza the hut

Wei Wuxian

Jiang Cheng

Nie Huaisang

Lan Wangji

Wen Ning

Lan Jingyi

Jin Ling

Voting ended onApr 12, 2024

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Wei Wuxian, sick: I feel like death!

Wen Ning: ...

Wei Wuxian: ... Sorry.

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Nie Huaisang, sobbing: Don't hurt me! I'm someone's little boy.