Bears Of The Polar Variety

My personality is a 50/50 mixture of Scott Pilgrim and Jake Peralta [18+ please]

[also-starring]

[setheverman]

why do you need so many??

[zimiestef]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[crowshira]

[wessasaurus-rex]

i laughed WAY too hard at this 

[catlips001]

Woah… Donkey smoke a weed?

[gayvian]

no, im afraid this image was ehanced with adobe photoshop

[catlips001]

Donkey don’t smoke a weed? :(

[hungwy]

i literally cannot drink milk normally i gotta chug

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

whore

[hungwy]

[fartpenis]

behold

the timber wolf

[beeliosis]

[todaysbird]

today’s bird: this Taiwan blue magpie

[mind-if-i-scream]

I’m sorry, I just love how you’re pointing at him and he’s looking at you like he wants to fight

[kalichnikov]

i wanna talk about this shot

[kalichnikov]

if forum signatures still existed this would be mine

[un-javi]

[karvina]

[sixpenceee]

An agricultural engineer used this bear’s night raids as a test to determine which type of honey was the best. In multiple, double-blind trials, “Big boy” always preferred the rare, expensive anzer honey; followed closely by chestnut, flower, and pine-wood honey. (Source)

[mycolorfulstudentstudent]

Love the research

[gayvian]

[gayvian]

[waspinfested]

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

[juicsicle]

i had a dream this was a new meme format and woke up in a cold sweat to make these

[catchymemes]

[trashcore4]

[pissvortex]

Dolly Parton created women? damn she really did that

[aphroditesfever]

She created her own worst enemy.

Jolene.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

God (Dolly) creates Lucifer (Jolene) - Beginning of Time B.C.E.

[jestersexual]

[catscenter]

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

THE POSE

THE POWER

THE PRESENCE

[mitchellthedm]

MR. BOMBASTIC

[handsomegenius69-deactivated201]

“they call me ranch ‘cause i be dressin’“

[uglythug5000bce-deactivated2021]

They call me stanky pants cuz I just shit myself

[hustlerose]

where’s the image that looks exactly like this except it’s a dude with a really fucked up face next to a highway 

[girlplower]

[hustlerose]

thank you

[hustlerose]

[moonemojii]

*friends car is locked*

Friend: stop pulling the handle

Me:

[takkezooi-deactivated20200726]

The disorted version is a million times funnier than the original one… i’m wheezing