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giant1v1poketourny

Losers Round 1.5, Match 114: Azelf VS. Magneton

Which pokémon do you like more?

Azelf

Magneton

Voting ended onMay 25

#MAGNETON GET THEIR ASS #OBLITERATE THIS TWINK

spin-the-wheel-polls

you can only do this career for the rest of your life

https://wheelofnames.com/dng-wgq

How are things going?

Great! A job I actually enjoy!

okay. I can put up with this

bad but not terrible

terrible

I don't work/results

Voting ended onApr 13

(this wheel is set in a magical world where all jobs pay enough to support yourself so this is purely about the work you do and not the money)

#mindless office worker #there's no poll option for “im already doing this”

Did we ever figure out if those guys were giants or what

#they MIGHT be giants #tmbg

Gotta imagine real estate in Hackensack took a dive after Billy Joel did his nasty work

#Billy Joel #Hackensack

ndnbutch

this just came up because my best friend is helping us clean and pack to move while I’m injured and it’s kicking up a lot of dust which is making me sneeze like crazy

if someone is having a sneezing fit (3+ sneezes in a row), how many times do you have to acknowledge the sneeze?

only once, for the first sneeze

twice but no more

three times but no more

every single time they sneeze, no matter how many

none

other? (explain in the tags)

Voting ended onFeb 23

by “acknowledge the sneeze” I mean by saying “bless you”, “gesundheit”, or other such phrases. as far as what “have to” means, answer based on personal preference/belief, you don’t have to really be able to justify it, it can just be based on vibes. unless maybe you come from a background that does have a broadly understood cultural norm that would dictate that exact number (I am not personally aware of any such cultural norms, but maybe they exist!)

please reblog for sample size!

#once #because i am a certified Machine Gun Sneezee #I always sneeze 4-8 times in a row and don't want people to feel like they have to acknowledge it every time #so in solidarity I do the same

twilightofthesandwiches

Congratulations! You have been Isekai’d to the Pokemon World and you are now a Pokemon Trainer! Spin here! to find out your new Trainer Class!

How do you feel about your result?

HELL YEAH THIS IS SO COOL AND SO PERFECT FOR ME

I’m not sure if it really fits me…. But it is REALLY GREAT

This is awesome!

It’s pretty cool!!

It’s nice, I guess

I feel totally indifferent about it

This has a lot of positives and a lot of negatives, not sure how I feel…

…Eh…

Could be worse, I guess?

This is perfect for me (derogatory)

This SUCKS, but… at least it’s better than NOT being a Pokemon Trainer, right?

THIS IS TERRIBLE THIS IS ACTUALLY WORSE THAN NOT BEING A POKEMON TRAINER

Voting ended onFeb 7

#marquis #don't make me french don't make me french don't make me french

goryhorroor

do you have a favorite movie of all time?

yes

no

definitely not only one

Voting ended onFeb 4

ONLY PUT ONE MOVIE IN THE TAGS (sorry for the caps but i wanna make a new letterboxd list updated with one movie of everyone’s favorite) (does not have to be a horror movie) (purpose of picking one movie is just for my letterboxd; i get everyone might have multiple just for this list)

and here’s the link to the list (x)

#The Princess Bride

The displays on gas pumps have hella numbers on them. Like you KNOW there are gonna be 4s involved fr

ghost-in-your-computer

Tell me what you see.

A light in the darkness.

A bearded man.

A mushroom cloud.

A head on a pillow.

Voting ended onOct 26, 2025

#Urshifu mirror match

dogpuppy

mitchellthedm

The state of California to industrial manufacturing plants when solar power intake exceeds power storage capacity

I'm on some self loathing shit you can't even fathom. I just googled "how to be a good person while being a bad person." You WISH you were on my level