Cel

👅(not porn) 👅

[dipperthedestructor]

im the prettiest canary in this mine

[huffylemon]

[suddenly-sara]

I adore that we’ve censored the word “sexual” on Twitter User @FAGGOTMOUTH’s tweet.

[bewbin]

hey you guys my friend just told me i have a stain on my shirt (embarrassing) and hes put his finger on the shirt to indicate where it is. Im gonna look down so i can asses the stain situation

[gjjuddmk2]

[yesterdaysprint]

Daily Mirror, England, January 22, 1909 Image © The British Library Board. All Rights Reserved.

[transmortifried]

peak performance

[empress-of-dark2005]

[hoodnaruto]

[heidelbro]

baseball different than I remember

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

For the record, the team in yellow is a sort of "performance" team, similar to how the Harlem Globetrotters played. Their entire shtick is doing goofy stuff like this, and it's hilarious.

The team comes out of Georgia, and they're called

The Savanah Bananas

[jelloapocalypse]

Glad to see Curious George's owner branching out

[technofeudalism]

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

[flamei7]

[grox]

[lady-vermin]

Catholic priest did this to him on ash Wednesday God bless

[coonazz74]

Seriously? Dude, that's something you'd seen in the basement. But not made of chocolate

[porcelaincloud]

HE MADE A FUCKING CHOCOLATE BAR

[nvmlmao]

[laqueus]

oh hp deskjet 2710e we're really in it now

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[loth-catgirl]

now that's a friend indeed

[cipheramnesia]

"Ignore the long Elmo" no I don't think I will

[cipheramnesia]

"It fits," you brought a Dutch Masters cartoon monster painting to the uncanny valley of the Muppets and expected what, lack of cohesion?

[amygdalae]

Ok I see what u guys meant abt the bots taking fun urls

[cryptotheism]

Tfw first day on the job as a byzantine priest and meeting the idiot nobles you're supposed to convert.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Petting an animal's back like woah you got a spine in there good job fellow vertebrate

[omegaverse]

Joe biden

[omegaverse]