The Luckiest Nimrod

I'm very stupid and I'm very lucky for it, thank you yes okay.

[stelldubs]

Alpha and Omega 3 is a work of art

[stelldubs]

Stop reblogging this

[kringelbert-fishtybuns]

L.A. Noire requires you to read subtle facial cues to tell if someone is lying

[jasonptodd]

I had a dream they announced all the women in Overwatch were lesbians and you could get a poster with all of them on it that said “LESBIANS” in the Overwatch font

[baldesionannex]

this took me like an hour but i did it @jasonptodd 

[shroom1up]

here have the improved version:

@socialjusticefail

[jasonptodd]

[official-johnny-joestar]

[vonisv]

[metalbatteryzone]

[gravegospel]

[manwiththesquidhat]

[just-a-radical-dreamer]

[loremerchant]

The ridiculousness of this post has become so dense it has achieved singularity.

[voidtrace]

[boingoalive1988]

I HATE TOM

I HATE DICK

AND I HATE LARRY 

THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK!

[yoshisnothere-deactivated202006]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

i think about this a lot

[elidaddyy]

What I want

[pissvortex]

[weloveshortvideos]

[fatpeoplemakemehappy]

you broke it

[havesomemoore]

Eat it.

[theinturnetexplorer]

I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.

[actualdogvines]

[iguanamouth]

[staff]

Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.

Ready? 

Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.

(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)

[luckynimrod]

Pretty sneaky, Google.

[chelle-the-evil-queen-deactivat]

“men can’t be raped!”

“men always want sex!”

“men can always defend themselves!”

“men can’t control their urge to rape women!”

“men are inherently sexist!”

“men are-“

“men-“

“m-“

[deanthemonsterhunter]

THIS IS THE BEST POST ON TUMBLR EVER

THIS HAS REFILLED MY FAITH OF TUMBLR

THANK YOU SO GOD DAMN MUCH FOR THIS

BLESS EVERYONE WHO LIKED AND REBLOGGED THIS POST

MAY YOU ALL LIVE HAPPY AND BEAUTIFUL LIVES FOR BEING OPENMINDED PEOPLE.

[twelveredstitches]

[lilstinkydinky-deactivated20220]

ive played this maybe 30 times

[4gifs]

[halfstable-deactivated20190928]

That awkward moment when you think someone is about to die, but then they get mauled by love

[staynegatiive-deactivated201701]

this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen

[gaia-offline]

dude that lion was hella excited like wow and he kept his claws in he knew he didnt wanna hurt lil human with the grip like that is astoundingly unbelievable