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chrisweedpiano

one of my favorite posts of all time

beemovieerotica

dystopia

the-breadgirl

???

kosmogrl

uwillneverknowwho

Situations when it's appropriate to say "I'm always saying this":

1. When you are always saying this (factually correct)

2. When this is actually the opposite of what you're always saying (it's satire)

3. When you have never said this before in your life (how would they know!!)

4. When no one else in the world has ever said this and everyone knows that (very funny)

5. When no actual coherent words are being said (maybe I'm always saying this, like, emotionally)

segamascott

hikikomoricomplex

i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

hikikomoricomplex

a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????

#I think of it all the time but I didn’t know all of this #We have to be in a simulation 😭

segamascott

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theonion

Expressing anxiety over the immense pressure it faced to become various food products, a local legume confided to reporters Tuesday that it wished it could just be a soybean and have that be enough. “I don’t want to be a sauce, I don’t want to be an oil, I don’t want to be tofu or tempeh or nattō—I just want to be me,” declared the soybean, emphasizing that despite the rapidly growing demand for it to become protein powder or alternative milk, it had no interest in being anything other than a humble soybean.

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Straggler Cicadas To Appear

Cicadas referred to as “stragglers” because they emerge off-cycle may appear this year despite their broods not being expected to emerge, with scientists unsure how they lose track of time. What do you think?