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that feeling when you’re still having dreams about your high school situationship my mind is a prison my mind is a prison my mind is a prison my mind is a prison my mind is a prison my mind is a prison my mind is a prison

peach-pot

maybe I like talking about the weather okay…… it’s not awkward to me. we’ve both been outside today and the sun and clouds were there too, let’s discuss.

hometoursandotherstuff

Leave him alone, he's enjoying his meal. Too cute!

ban group papers specifically because it makes me hate people i otherwise enjoy interacting with

is it time for me to turn auto caps back on

yes you’re old

no you’re young

Voting ended onApr 10

tumblrinas grant me the strength to write something i am proud of 🙏

#had the smallest interaction with a client on thursday that really has got me Thinking #it was so kind and i am so moved by it that i wish i could write a poem or something #and despite my tumblr name being earnest i might not be #i might be doomed to a life of silliness #i’ll either keep it in my drafts forever or just journal about it prob #that moment when you get a compliment and it lowkey works

would you still be friends with me if i was exactly the same except i fully believed i could travel to the past and wander around memories

#kind of like a mental pensieve ability #i’m reading harry potter rn #like what if there was a disagreement about something that happened in the past #and i was like hold on let me check #and i fully believed that i could run back the situation and watch it in my head #and i was like you guys have to agree with me because i entered the past and verified what happened

lipbitelinn

You ghoul. I use my sardonic humor to relate to the world. Justin Gingerlake. Here’s your milkshakes 🫰🏻🫰🏻. My scouts and I, we didn’t hear anything weird. Frida Shallow. Dad, I was with Susan and the Pussycats. Why was Hermione Lodge having a clandestine tete-a-tete behind the dumpster of Pop’s with a Southside Serpent? Me and my sister Jellybean hid in the trunk. Sorry Betty, that’s hardcore. He ran a maple syrup trading business, and he murdered my grandfather in cold blood. Cuz I friggin love being a bulldog. My mom and your dad were kissing, you ginger Judas. I think she’s a serial killer on bath salts. The Shaggin Waggin. Milk Toast.👈🏻 Scatter, my vixens 👉🏻. How could you finalize this in such a final way. *sees two high school boys kissing* mmmm mmmm mmmm. I’m ghosting, I’ll see you at school. I drunk dialed my dad. Foreskin Patience x Tits Mary birthed Juggy and Jellybean. You did a bad thing, Daddy, and now everyone is gonna know. Turns out selling maple syrup was a cover for his real business, selling heroin. Principal Poppers smut. *calling from Southside serpent school* this is where I belong. Easy Hot Dog, he’s family.

Anyway I’m naming my kid Elizabeth Paulette OR Archibald Jughead whatever gender baby I have.

messofthejess

Does a piece of media have to "age well"? Is it not enough for something to capture the time in which it was made, to preserve it for future study?

#glee

and why is everyone suddenly on a first name basis with chatgpt. “i used chat” “chat told me” etc etc do you think you are friends

freakoutgirl

the internet seems like a distant dream

freakoutgirl

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

DEVASTATING HOW I HAVE TO ASK PEOPLE TO WRITE TOPIC SENTENCES INSTEAD OF WRITING OUT THE FULL PROMPT IN A PAPER IN GRADUATE SCHOOL!

the pot making up lies about the kettle !

#lisa barlow #rhoslc #i hate you lisa barlow and yet i keep your name in my mouth #lisa barlow always comes out on top

lipbitelinn

Look into my eyes

it’s where Dark Betty hides

It’s here Dark Betty hides

perfect tiny windshield wiper

ddeck

i cannot overstate how good it feels to watch older movies where the actors were still allowed to look kinda weird and not be conventionally attractive. like it is genuinely healing

hamnah24

did you guys ship foreskarchie'sdad

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