𝒋𝒂𝒘𝒃𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒓

𝗅𝗎𝗄𝖾 𝗁𝖾𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌. 𝑖 𝑔𝑜𝑡 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑜𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑙𝑑𝑒𝑛 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑜𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑢𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟

[ashtonfletchxo]

happy 30th birthday, old man. your bones start feeling brittle yet? as per your request, i did not show up at 6am, you're welcome. my alarm didn't go off and i was happily snoozing away. how're you spending the day? did sierra let you have the baby for your day?

[luhems]

started feeling brittle as soon as the clock struck midnight so thanks for the reminder. also thanks for not showing up on my lawn at six in the morning — appreciated that one the most. yeah, i had the baby for the day. we did lunch and then chilled at home. trying to get as much time in with her that i can before we hit the road again. what have you been doing with your time off?

[ashtonfletchxo]

Ashton Irwin posted

feel the heat, baby. next tuesday. @sqmichael5sos @luhems

[maggielinde]

why does everyone drive like it's their first day on earth? it feels like the entire world is always against me when i'm driving, and before anyone says anything— i'm a safe driver ever, i promise. the funniest part is that i passed the test on first try, and somehow i have a record of almost getting into accidents despite being careful. to sum it up, i need a chauffeur or a designed carpool buddy. perks are that i'm a good listener, top tier music, and the biggest perk is me! it's a win-win for everyone. @limelightblvdstarters

[luhems]

i feel this so deeply. the main roads are bad enough but have you ever tried to do a roundabout at peak traffic times? fucking insane. it's like the worst drivers all get together at the same time to do it. accidents because of other people, right? otherwise this carpool buddy pitch of yours isn't going to work out. i'm almost debating on saying yes to this, mostly because i'm a fan of your music, but i can't say i'm entirely sold yet.

[chandlernotbing]

i recently got together with some of my friends and they brought their little cousins along to hang out with us. she was pretty much babysitting her cousins so we figured why not bring them with us. mind you her cousins are ten and eleven. i haven't hung out with children before so this was very new to me, but i had such a fun time hanging out with them. we went to target and bought them this cardboard ice cream truck, which i was very amused by because why the fuck didn't i have this growing up? anyways, once we put the cardboard ice cream truck together, one of my friend's cousins gave me a fake wallet with fake credit cards and i told her i wanted to buy her ice cream truck.. she told me i was broke and all my cards declined.. i tell you kids and their imaginations always find a way to pull at my heartstrings. @limelightblvdstarters

[luhems]

there really is some cool toys out there, isn't there? i was at some department store the other day and happened to be browsing the toys to get ideas for my kids upcoming birthday (which i totally haven't already gone overboard for), and i was amazed at the options. the fact that they have baby lattes, car keys, and credit cards was stupidly amusing. and yes, they did find their way into my cart. cardboard ice cream truck? love this concept. also love that they automatically rejected your cards to save their business. did they at least give you a free scoop on the house or were you booted?

[pcrkminjus]

not to be dramatic but i think there should be a rule against putting horror movie trailers as ads. what reason is there to scare the life out of someone before they watch their nightly asmr to fall asleep?! plus, it always seems to be the ones that take forever until you can skip it. who can make this rule a thing? i'm losing my mind. @limelightblvdstarters

[luhems]

you know what? i agree with that. i hate when the conjuring movies are doing promo because they always seem to be the ones running unskippable ads. hate it. what kind of asmr do you like to watch before bed? never really considered those types of videos to be relaxing but maybe i'm missing out on something here.

[kaleidoscopeminds]

☆ diva detected ☆

HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY LUKE HEMMINGS

[ebaderfms]

that is true. it is so much fun to get to tap into it. yeah, we've been filming for a couple of weeks now. it's all coming together so well.

[luhems]

props to everyone that can actually dance. that's the one skill that my band never ended up picking up so i'm cursed with two left feet and no rhythm, which is embarrassing to say the least. that's good to hear, em. glad you're having a good time with it all.

[almondmilkhunnis]

cowboy muke 🤠

[luhems]

𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦 - 𝘬𝘺𝘭𝘪𝘦

LUKE: don't know if you noticed or not but i've been trying to get a hold of you for the last couple weeks LUKE: pretty sure all my calls have been going to voicemail LUKE: too busy for me now?

[limelightlerman]

I get it, summer isn't one of my favorite seasons either. I think it has to do with growing up in the California heat during the summertime. Who wants to be in the triple digits? What's your favorite season if it isn't summer? I'll be working most of the summer! WE just started filming a movie, and we'll be doing that until the middle of august. Are you still touring with 5SOS?

[luhems]

growing up in the california heat sounds brutal. have you lived there all your life? i only came over to the states when i was 15 and yet the heat of the summer kicks my ass every single year. my favorite season would have to be fall, i think. all the bugs go back to hell and it’s not a billion degrees out. saw something about the filming for 13 going on 30 starting — is it that? yeah, i’m still on the road with the lads. got a minor break coming up soon though so very much looking forward to that.

[jcdam]

you clocked it. we knew we had ourselves a michael threatening to bust up the solid work us tito's were doing. yeah, he's definitely living a good life and enjoying doing what he's doing himself. got to make sure you remind them that you're carrying the load for them.

[luhems]

smart call by the three of you. he does music too, doesn’t he? swear i saw something about that. don’t worry, i remind them every chance i get. still have that annoying little brother tag but who’s more successful? me, and that’s clearly the most important thing.

[rachbrosnahan]

Your Rachel intuition is becoming annoyingly accurate and I don't like it. I really have no argument left. Othello is one of Shakespeare's great tragedies about love, jealousy, manipulation, and how one person's lies can completely unravel a marriage and destroy lives. It's beautiful and absolutely heartbreaking. So naturally, I've decided the best way to relax after Superman is by emotionally destroying myself. And aw, ten months. You're allowed to be emotional about that. Everyone always says the first year disappears in the blink of an eye. Just wait until she's old enough to start bossing you around. I have a feeling she's going to have you completely wrapped around her little finger. I'm about to be a mom, so I'm going to come to you for all the parenting advice.

[luhems]

sounds interesting. i’ll love a good drama so can’t wait to watch when it comes out. it’s kind of insane that she’s already ten months old but i’ve been told that the first year flies right by so embracing it. oh, i already know you’re right about that. i’m doomed and i’ve never been happier about it. congrats, rach! you know i’m only ever a text away for parenting advice. how long do you have to go until your little one is here?

[limelightlowden]

I first moved to London when I was about 22, fresh out of drama school, and didnae get a place back in Scotland again until I was nearing 30, but still spend a lot of time down in London. Still have folks asking me what the fuck am saying half the time. So nae mellowing of the accent for me. But I've known Scottish folk who've no lived there in 40 odd years and still got the accent. Maybe just says a lot about our personalities, us Scots are notoriously stubborn. Tours are nuts, couldnae be in a place for such a short amount of time, would drive me crazy knowing there's all that exploration out there that I cannae partake in.

[luhems]

that’s hilarious, man. i like your theory about the accent staying because scots are stubborn. rolling with it. it’s a bittersweet thing, i think. love getting to meet so many new fans but like you said, it sucks not being able to explore. gives me some good ideas on where to return when i have some vacation time. first up: paris.

[nickjcnas]

NICK: i'll let you decide that. i'd be a little scared, to be fair. joe can be terrifying... to me, anyway. what a prick! i'm kidding, obviously... i know they did that film together and became best mates, where's the loyalty to the older brother? it's disgraceful, really. i don't know... 2007? nah, we did speak after that, but we mostly kept our distance. nothing against her whatsoever. i've always thought she's incredibly talented, i love her music. NICK: time flew, man! she's doing good. four is such a funny age because they're old enough to notice that things have changed, even if they don't fully understand why. well, seven is the magic number, isn't it? it honestly felt like heaven. it definitely won't be the last. i'm already looking forward to doing another solo tour when the timing's right. oh, i'll be there!

[luhems]

LUKE: joe? terrifying? i just don’t see it, even with the midly threatening tiktoks. however, kevin? shaking in my boots. that big brother energy is Too Much. kick frankie outta the family and replace him with me. my older brothers aren’t giving me any sort of benefits and i would never betray you for the cyrus family so it’s perfect. 🙂‍↕️ can only agree, man. she’s a star.

LUKE: sounds like an adventure. do you get to see her much while on the road? i thought trying to balance time with lila and her mum while at home was a struggle, but being on tour? whole other world. 7 is indeed the magic number, mate. when you do, let me know so i can actually catch a show.

[nhcrns]

niall: unhinged, yeah? throwing bras on the stage or something worse? niall: you half-imagined. i am going but just not yet. it'll start up in october. niall: say no more. i'm there. appreciate it and we'll tease em enough to make it seem real.

[luhems]

LUKE: let’s just say … 💩🍆 and whatever the emoji for piss would be.

LUKE: glad to know i haven’t fully lost my marbles just yet. you excited for it?

LUKE: never been so hyped for a visitor before. drinks after the show? my treat.

[ashtonfletchxo]

hate to break this to you, but we are old. we've been doing this music thing since we were teenagers, so that basically means we've aged in dog years. dinner sounds perf, i can't do a party this year. somewhere chill and nowhere fancy. i wanna wear comfy clothes as i age. i'm gonna show up at your house at 6am on your birthday to sing you happy birthday. there, now you have plans for the day.

[luhems]

shh, don't say that too loudly now. i'm still deep in my delusions of being young and hip. happy birthday, mate. glad we got to do dinner after the show. did you enjoy your day? please don't show up at my house at 6am. using the excuse of having a baby and needing to get my beauty sleep in while she sleeps, thank you.

[ebaderfms]

i have been told 'it's supposed to feel awkward' so i am really clinging to that. we have a lot of laughs during it, so that's been fun. we haven't filmed that scene yet but i am excited about getting there.

[luhems]

to be fair, i think any form of dancing is awkward. thankfully you've got some other people to suffer through it with you. have you guys started filming already?