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alison; i love 5 seconds of summer you love 5 seconds of summerlets be friends

[calums5os-deactivated20180510]

want you back // 5 seconds of summer

[hotdamn5sos]

New MQ Press Photos

[theyellowbrickroad]

[scenicroutes]

#big comfy couch was soo fucking real about it

[ambivalent-peaks-deactivated202]

This explains so much about my life

[submissivefeminist]

I never thought I would reblog the Big Comfy Couch on this blog…

[nekoise]

Why WOULDN’T you reblog Big Comfy Couch on your blog?

[00oo00oo0o0oo00ooo0-deactivated]

That was perfect * claps*

[deejay]

They told us there was no God but… God was here the whole time

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

Oh my god this was real I fucking thought it was an onion article ajdjdbahdhdbsnsjaj

[goon]

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen on twitter

[infvnitys]

first and last lines of 5sos lead singles

[intensional]

[tommyholland]

me on winter break: *rubs hands together* time to destroy my sleeping schedule

[absurdist-void]

Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.

[runningeleven]

Science side of Tumblr: how can dragons breathe fire?

[thatweirdscienceguy]

There are three variants of dragons. One of them possesses  a gland that produces a liquid, which spontaneously combusts when coming into contact with oxygen. Some phosphorus compounds could do that for example. The second one possesses two glands instead, which produce so-called hypergolic propellants, fluids that ignite when they come into contact with one another. The third kind stores the methane bacteria in their stomach produce, and expells it when breathing fire. In their mouth there’s a piezoelectric crystal, which is a substance that produces a spark when placed under mechanical stress and could thus serve to ignite the methane gas. Or it’s magic.

[artdusktea]

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

[showerthoughtsofficial]

You can probably tell which family member is coming upstairs by their step pattern but wouldn’t be able to pick out your own

[thismachineplaysme]

If my own footsteps were coming down the hall towards me I reckon I would have bigger problems on my hands…

[rhubabby]

-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch

[redactedbiboy-deactivated201812]

literally 😑 & 😕

[sweetmlnt-archive]

if you think 😕 has the same power as :/ you are a blind fool

[sixpenceee]

I made the picture set but got the information and pictures from here

[casey-jane-lewis]

ok but BREASTBAGS

[nerd-downunder]

socks and sandles didn’t look good in 400AD and they still don’t in 2014AD

[jenniferjuni-per]

Ok this exchange between John and Kelly on instagram is the cutest???

[meme-theft]

[65-percent-puns]

PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

[grotesquekaleidoscope]

heS SO ANGRY

[invaderxan]

Women who are beyond done with all of this shit.

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[thehappyhooker-deactivated20190]

When I look at this I feel like it should be something from 100 years ago but this is really going on right now