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This is Greta. She is a kitten I fostered and raised from birth, who just a week after being adopted got sick. We found out she has a heart defect, and she’ll be going into surgery this week. It’s a very risky and expensive surgery, but the rescue is doing everything it can to help this little girl live a normal life. She is so sweet, spunky, and full of love and life, and although we don’t know if she’ll make it, I’m so glad she gets to go forward with this and have her chance.

SO even though she will get the surgery with or without your help, the rescue will be down quite a bit in funds. Cat’s Cradle is a small, local, and donation-funded charity in BC, Canada. It really does go all-out to help each and every cat in its care, and to support their foster families and forever homes! Of course, this baby is personal to me but there are many other babies who can and will be helped. If you can donate even a dollar, please do so at their website below:

http://catscradleanimalrescue.com/how-to-help/donate/

Thank you ahead of time for sharing this post and for donating if you do!

allofthemwitches-deactivated202

the witch’s hat stays on during sex

designatedloveinterest

vespertineflora

[ID: on the left side is two images of McDonald’s ads that came out years ago, including a picture of fries with the tagline, “Tall, blonde and gorgeous,” and a picture of a milkshake with the tagline, “Painfully thick.” On the right is a picture of Henry Cavill as Geralt from The Witcher.”]

prokopetz

The true lesson of Homestuck is that if you want your alien OCs to become popular, provide one (1) suggestively bizarre detail about their reproductive biology and adamantly refuse to elaborate.

jitterati-deactivated20190311

and the lord of the rings. tolkien invented whole languages and cultures and mythologies and histories, and the staggering enormity of the worldbuilding tolkein accomplished is only ever hinted at in the actual corpus of the lord of the rings, but he never wrote down the elf words for cock and balls

prokopetz

Amusingly, that’s only half right. While Tolkien never wrote down the elvish words for “testicles”, he did come up with elvish words for “penis”. The terms appear only in his early lexicons and are not repeated later, so they’re not guaranteed to be compatible with the versions of elvish that actually made it into the books, but the words do exist.

It’d be puntl in Quenya and gwib in proto-Sindarin, incidentally.

captainlordauditor

elves don’t have testicles

timelordnomad

This actually brings up an interesting point. Humans only have testicles because our body temperature is too hot to allow sperm to live inside the body. So if elves have a lower body temperature, which it is slightly suggested as they don’t feel the cold the way men do, it’s entirely possible that elves, in fact, do not have testicles, cause they don’t need them.

prokopetz

Hey, we’re back on topic.

liquidstar

normal-horoscopes

ITS SINGLES NIGHT DOWN AT THE MASSIVE CIRCULAR FIELD OF BLACK GRANITE STONES THAT BLEED WHEN YOU TOUCH THEM

seoulwave

Very true

batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate

that Diana Wynne Jones interview where she’s like “I don’t understand why so many girls are into Howl, it must be because they want the challenge of fixing him” is so optimistic, like DWJ’s out here hoping I at least want to make him a more functional person as if “rogue academic turned melodramatic fashion disaster whose social skills Do Not live up to his own hype” is not a perfectly valid thing to be attracted to

batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate

@corvidscorpse said: People who aren’t morosexual just don’t understand those of us who WANT a complete dumbass

DWJ, a reasonable woman: behold this undesirable man. look at him, he dresses weird and he keeps emotional support spiders and doesn’t even question people moving into his house without asking and he has to reverse psychology himself into doing anything he’s actually supposed to do.

every morosexual in a 100 mile radius: oh fuck yeah babey

batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate

god this isn’t even touching on the fact that Howl is??? apparently??? an ordinary-ass Welshman who was studying spells (????) at the doctoral level and then (somehow???) found a doorway into Actual Magic and promptly moved there to set up shop as a wizard with like five different names and two outfits but still goes home sometimes because he loves his niece and likes to hang out with the rugby lads (still working on processing Howl being a jock but?? okay), because PRESUMABLY all of this is supposed to further illustrate that Howl is an absolutely ridiculous sort of person but all I see is a man who made the exact decision I would make in a millisecond if given the opportunity

wind-to-your-sails

Howl Jenkins is what happens when the overpowered ‘thrust into a fantasy world’ man… is not the main character.

batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate

Howl Jenkins is what happens when an a normal man gets thrust into a fantasy setting and is mostly excited to dick around and learn some magic to turn his hair different colors, only to realize to his dismay that being a powerful wizard means that people are going to ask you to actually do shit for them

sillyhubris

yeah i hate consumerism yeah my love language is gifts and yeah the best way I’ve found to make myself happy is to buy things, we exist

argumate

sci-fi plot: yeah and in this futuristic city he meets a woman–

producer: is she a stripper? is she a callgirl? does she get her tits out? is she a cop working undercover as a stripper? is she a sexy assassin who has sex with her victims and then kills them sexily? is she a robot stripper? is she a mystical being of pure energy who has no need for clothes and a great rack? is she a holographic beer advertisement?

argumate

sci-fi plot: she’s an engineer who designs robots–

producer: does she wear a formfitting skintight jumpsuit? can you see her nipples? how well-defined is the crotch area? tell me about her feet

mother-sauces

i got this new sci-fi plot. basically there’s this robot girl except she’s got huge boobs. i mean some serious e-bees. a real set of cybadonkers. packin some jack-on-honkeros. massive crytopnecrovexillontonlogicals. big ol’ newton-hong-kong-erekoogers. what happens next?! evil corporate robot shows up with even bigger laser-mammos. humongous hydro-carbonic-pectoral-lactosers.

minathevampireslayer

when something bad happens to your favourite female character:

moringmark

Better late than never

libertarirynn-deactivated202006

The comedic timing of this strip fits the tone of the show perfectly, right down to Stan putting a quarter in the meter after ramming it through the wall.

doctorslippery

semicolonthefifth

I love how the body structure and the decor of the larger bone fairy creates a nice area of concentration that leads the viewer’s eye towards the tooth fairy. This, aside from the obvious glow and design contrast, help direct the attention where needed and is a brilliant move by the artist.

jewishdragon

I went to the artist’s website and they are the same one who made this:

Digital Painting, Illustration, Concept Art for Hire

foulserpent

there is nothing you can say that will make me stop occasionally putting a q tip in my ear to remove ear wax. i know the ear is self cleaning. i know it doesnt need to be done at all, and in rare cases where earwax buildup actually does need to be removed this is absolutely not the way. i know theres a risk of serious injury to the inner ear. i know there is no material benefit and it can only do harm. but heres the deal: i dont care. im fully aware and im going to do it anyway. im fucking crazy.. but im free