Back at my bullshit

Started as a photography blog but I got bored. Fandom? depends on what I obsess over, Dominican, gen z, something something, uuuuuuuhhhh gay rights! Matching avatar with the beautiful @mishawho

[2manytabsopen]

THE GLORIOUS SEATTLE SEAHAWKS HAVE BEATEN THE EVIL NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS‼️

[lexiefirefly]

Bad Bunny handed his Grammy to Liam Cornejo Ramos, the 5 year old who was detained by ICE

[cantmakeyouloveme]

TE AMO LATAM <3

[millionfish]

i have midterms tomorrow and here i am 

[bexofalltrades]

Happy 10 year to Ponyo loves Revolution

may we all live and love as a form of revolution for another 10 year

[asterrisms]

as a pink lover. The ""universal""" hatred of the color pink by young girls is due to the heavy expectation of femininity forced on them. It is an expression of frustration at gender roles. It is not internalized misogyny. No you will not inevitably start liking pink as an adult and if you do that is not healing your inner divine feminine or whatever we're saying now. Its a color. 😁👍

[tilbageidanmark]

The only struggle is class struggle.

[kamikaze-kumquat]

Bullshit. Those are exactly the questions you ask and if they do not hire you because of it then, trust me, you don't want to work there.

One of my first questions during an interview is their inclement weagher policy. If they expect me to put myself in danger for a non-essential job or refuse to answer, I leave.

You absolutely do not deserve the treatment a place like this would level upon you. Fuck them.

[lanadelreyquasa]

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

[kaibas-paragraphical-mind]

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

[who-the-f-ck]

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

[shitsuren-chama]

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

[elvenrainbow]

[bogleech]

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

[revereche-deactivated20140508]

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

[perpetualcombustioninstruct-blog]

That’s great but have you considered

~cosplay

~Halloween costumes

~acting

~cosplay

~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces

~cosplay

~cosplay

~COSPLAY

[solsolecito]

imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry”

[brightlotusmoon]

“BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.”

“Don’t antagonize the fae.”

“I AM the fae, Susan.”

[aqueerkettleofish]

Also, consider— people will know it’s you, but it doesn’t say they’ll know what you are. “So is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?” “We.. we don’t know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they weren’t the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didn’t want to talk about it.”

[frolicking-cat]

Iconic post

[themoss-deactivated20210919]

LEMME BE A DRAGON I DONT CARE IF YOU KNOW ITS ME

I’ve seriously only seen screenshots of this post before though

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

This is legendary

[ghalind]

“I AM HERE FOR YOUR SOULS”

“George, did you forget your coffee?”

[lyricwritesprose]

Okay, but does the form include the form’s abilities?

Because if so, I am (a) switching to a form without chronic illness, (b) finding a colossal squid by turning into a sperm whale and tagging along annoyingly with the other sperm whales, © experimenting with nonliving/mechanical forms and those which can survive in space, (d) finding out what if anything is on Europa, and (e) telling all the Mars rovers they are very good boys and giving them little treats.

[st-just]

Tonight in ‘reddit headines that made me laugh’

[dressed-in-rain]

I like in the comments some people are like “well, obviously people are getting body mods and who wouldn’t choose to make themselves hot?” and it’s like.

Folks.

If we’re living in the cyberpunk dystopia and I’m getting myself modded up I’m not going to go for “sexy kewpie doll.” I’m going to have myself turned into like, a 7-foot tall monstrosity with Doc Ock arms and laser eyes.  Look, I don’t care if some extra bulk has to be added around my midsection to support the infrastructure, I could give a shit about my waist-to-hip ratio, I just want to be able to scale walls, snatch helicopters out of the sky and throw them at Jeff Bezos.

[alkatyn]

cyberpunk future where society is divided between supermodel/anime esque exaggerations of the idealised human form, and inhuman utilitarian agglomerations of cables and lights and technology. 

[st-just]

ah yes the two genders, ‘kpop star’ and ‘tank’

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[aboodgaza0]

We haven’t had bread for days… The war on Gaza continues, the blockade is suffocating us, and bakeries have completely shut down. The situation is beyond tragic—children, families, everyone is starving. We need every voice, every bit of support, every share to make the world hear our cry. Please don’t ignore our suffering.

[lipglossanon]

[ryan-sometimes]

“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!

[mejcinta]

Sex so CRAZY good they had to be put on time out by the writers.

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

I always thought these pictures were photoshopped but apparently a man in guangzhou china did indeed make a huge ass garden to cover up the fact he illegally added three more stories to his apartment

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

another illegal rooftop garden in beijing

and an illegal temple in shenzhen

[alexaloraetheris]

Become ungovernable

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Become ungardenable

[sahind]

KRYPTO SUPERMAN (2025) Directed by James Gunn

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

He is a FRIEND and BOY <3

[voroxpete]

The moment I heard Supes whistle I was like "No fucking way..."

I saw the little plume of snow comi g towards him and I literally shot up out of my chair in excitement.

This movie is going to be so fucking good.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

LOOK AT HIM DOIN A LIL RUN

HE GONNA SAVE HIS SPACE DAD <3

[ikeepseeingghosts]

If anyone is more interested in the work behind the Gävle goat there is apparently a documentary here, unfortunately mostly in swedish, but what I found most charming is that you can climb into the goat through a door in it's behind.

And if you ever wondered: yes, according to rumors a couple have fucked in the Gävle goat. In 1966 in fact, the first year it was up and before any kind of arson. I don't know why they threw that into the documentary but this goat has layers is all I'm saying.

[cargopantsman]

just imagining going for a quickie in the goat and suddenly you're surrounded by flames

[arborealgargoyle]

love that i was presented with the fact that the goat is a fuck spot so quickly that i hadn't even had time to come to that question naturally on my own.

me: oh you can go inside the goat? wow look you can see the wooden support system on the inside that's so-

this post: AND YOU CAN FUCK IN IT WERE YOU WONDERING IF YOU COULD FUCK IN IT BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE DONE THAT

me: i...ok. i need Time to process this i'm-

cargopantsman: QUICK NOW imagine dying by arson while FUCKING IN THE GOAT

me: ...i ...i guess this is my fault for logging on to tumblr dot com

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

when I look at western media depictions of Chinese things I always look for gay lions

so lion statues have a male and female lion pair, male lions have a ball to play with and lionesses have a little baby to take care of (lion patriarchy)

Lot of westerners don't know this so they accidentally draw Gay Lions

look at them. love wins