[yuridiot]

hey i noticed you from across the bar and i need to let you know i am enamored with the way you have autistically sorted these peanuts into a morse code-like arrangement

[twinkpeaaks]

COOP! AGENT DALE COOPER! I NEED YOU TO GO TO A PLACE CALLED SILENT HILL. ITS A LONG STORY I’LL FILL YOU IN AS YOU GET HERE BUT COOP SOME VERY STRANGE STUFF IS HAPPENING. NOW IM NOT SURE HOW I GOT HERE MYSELF BUT IM SEEING WEIRD THINGS THAT CORRELATE TO MY DAILY LIFE. THEYRE SAYING SOMEONE IS WAITING FOR ME IN OUR SPECIAL PLACE. I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THIS MEANS AND I DONT THINK THEY WILL BE TOO HAPPY ABOUT THIS DOWN IN WASHINGTON.

[shaybaecormac]

[targetedknowledge]

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[targetedknowledge]

[alpineshepherdlass]

[shintsukidex]

Beetle Tamas!

[tpwrtrmnky]

Oh no, a plan I had today was cancelled, now I have to allocate that block of time to something else but it has Plan Residue all over it, fuck,

[spidersinmysoup]

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

[furryprovocateur]

gay walmart: unexpected item in fagging area or whatever. Fuck it just reblog this shit

[cowardlybean]

happy halloween from the Hunt!!!

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

[thecheatinghomunculus]

from today's entry:

[onlytiktoks]

[infectiouspiss]

she suck me in ways that some are describing as 'orwellian' or 'jesus christ dude go to the hospital'

[infectiouspiss]

i just realised i messed up i meant to say 'lovecraftian' she's not sucking me surveillance state style she's sucking me scary incomprehensible horror style she's doing horrible things to my penis be scared

[wiiwheel]

Say what you will about Reddit but sort by controversial is like one of the best features of all time... Want To See Some Bullshit button

[the-forest-library]

Get rid of ring cameras unless you like partnering with ICE

Amazon's Ring to partner with Flock, a network of AI cameras used by ICE, feds, and police | TechCrunch

Agencies that use Flock can request that Ring doorbell users share footage to help with "evidence collection and investigative work."

On the same day that Ring announced this partnership, 404 Media reported that ICE, the Secret Service, and the Navy had access to Flock’s network of cameras. By partnering with Ring, Flock could potentially access footage from millions more cameras.

[spitegoblin]

[ash-and-art]

This was the inevitable outcome of these devices btw