Lullabies For Sleepy Highbloods.

I'm a lyricist for the Homestuck voice acting group MusicallyFucked!Stuck, formerly known as 'roswellmfs'.

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Breathe/Dream (2AM) - Anna Nalick HOMESTUCK JADE HARLEY REWRITE

2 PM and he pesters me but I'm still asleep, I need to get a grip on this narcolepsy I just need him to wake up from his deep slumber I peak in the window, will he open his eyes? Feels like I'm waiting for the same thing every night I'll admit I just want to explore Prospit with him.

'Cause I know he wont believe such an elaborate tale Of a gold planet, moon tied by a cable With a white queen and chess themed citizens, So I'll just wait until he can And dream... just dream, Oh dream, just dream

And to celebrate his birth on April 13th The Prospitians through a huge party for him, I don't know how he slept through their singing and cheers He'll wake up in his own time, still it's been quite a while And, my God, it's so beautiful when the light shines, Wanna show him. Maybe I'll just dream about it.

'Cause I know he wont believe such an elaborate tale Of a gold planet, moon tied by a cable With a white queen and chess themed citizens, So I'll just wait until he can And dream... just dream, Oh dream, just dream

There's a bed in each room of this tower, And in one he lies asleep tossing and turning about And these nightmares he's having would finally end If he could be awoken somehow

2 PM and I'm asleep; I've been all along When he gets up I wont have to keep this big secret inside of me, Threatening the life it belongs to And I'm standing there with the Prospitian crowd Sometimes they're silent, sometimes they're screaming out loud But I know that he'll wake up, whenever he wants to

'Cause I know he wont believe such an elaborate tale Of a gold planet, moon tied by a cable With a white queen and chess themed citizens, But until he understands I'll dream, just dream, woah dream, just dream, Oh dream, just dream, Oh dream, just dream.

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I’ll Drink You/Small Town Crew - The Brunettes Homestuck Rewrite (sung by Kanaya)

Our Kanaya, Joseph, requested this rewrite of his favourite song and I’m happy he did because I was unfamiliar with this song and really, really love it now! Hopefully I did it even a little bit of justice. 

Covered in chalk and light, you're so pretty I love that you speak to me so bluntly You make me feel stronger and weaker And I'd pay to play more of this game together

Human love's all new Shortly I've been hooked; now I'm a junkie And we both know there's nothing I can do It's obvious, you're a rainbow and I'll drink you

(Ooo...)

Say you'll consider, if only to quiet me We'll flirt from different sides of the galaxy I'll steal glances even though I'm no crook Rose, you're my rainbow and I'll drink you

And just so you know The shameless lengths I'll go I'd learn of human romance So that I could leave you seduced No unrequited lust Like in human love songs If only I could have you here I'd flush, flush, flush You're my rainbow; I'll drink you

Despite time spent with you I'd still feel thirsty Not that I'm complaining Well, I'd best think about it some

(Ooo...)

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I’m Not Gonna Auspisticize For You - Black Kids HOMESTUCK REWRITE!

Kanaya singing, directed towards Vriska. 

You are the troll that I've been flushing for Ever since I was a little grub You are the troll that I've been flushing for Ever since I was a little grub

One! I'm biting my tongue Two! While talking to you Three! Oh, why can't you see? One! Two! Three! Four!

Never thought it'd be him you'd choose; I'm not gonna Auspisticize for you He far too passive to make any moves I'm not gonna help fill your quadrants, -ants, -ants! The second I do, I know we're gonna be through I'm not gonna Auspisticize for you You don't suspect a thing, I wish you'd get a clue I'm not gonna help fill your quadrants, -ants, -ants!

You are the troll that I've been flushing for Ever since I was a little grub You are the troll that I've been flushing for Ever since, ever since

One! I'm biting my tongue Two! When will all this end? Three! Oh, why can't you see? One! Two! Three! Four!

Never thought it'd be him you'd choose; I'm not gonna Auspisticize for you He far too passive to make any moves I'm not gonna help fill your quadrants, -rants, -rants! The second I do, I know we're gonna be through I'm not gonna Auspisticize for you You don't suspect a thing, I wish you'd get a clue I'm not gonna help fill your quadrants, -ants, -ants!

One! I'm biting my tongue Two! While talking to you Three! Is he better than me? One! Two! Three! Four!

Never thought it'd be him you'd choose; I'm not gonna Auspisticize for you He far too passive to make any moves I'm not gonna help fill your quadrants, -ants, -ants!

Oh! Quadradradradradradradra -ants, -ants, -ants, -ants Oh! Quadradradradradradradra -ants, -ants, -ants, -ants Oh! Quadradradradradradradra -ants, -ants, -ants, -ants Oh! Quadradradradradradradra -ants, -ants, -ants, -ants Quadrants, -ants, -ants, -ants!

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I Can’t Decide - Scissor Sisters (HOMESTUCK REWRITE FOR CALIBORN)

Thank you Polska for the song suggestion! It’s honestly such a perfect fit for Caliborn x Dirk and I can’t believe it didn’t hit me sooner.

It's not easy being a good Lord of Time Need to be a brutal killer When it comes to you I waver Hug and kiss you both at the same time But smut like that is forbidden Need to keep my feelings hidden

We could get nasty tonight Don't want to be the bad guy I'm just an angry cherub And now you've gotten in my way

I can't decide Whether you should live or die Oh, you'll look so good beheaded Please don't hang your head and cry No wonder why My heart feels dead inside It's cold and hard and petrified And I can't make up my mind We're taking this in stride

Dirk I really wanna play a game with you Draw me pornographic content Blow me some scandalous kisses Too bad everyone isn't like you I know it can't be that simple I'd rather see you get injured

I've got to hand it to you You've played by all the same rules But your friends tried to fool me And now you've made me angry

I can't decide Whether you should live or die Oh, you'll look so good beheaded Please don't hang your head and cry No wonder why My heart feels dead inside It's cold and hard and petrified And I can't make up my mind We're taking this in stride

You'd be great to decapitate Rub roses on your severed face I wont deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone Oh I could murder you tonight A kiss wont help you to revive And it would be so pleasing That's why

I can't decide Whether you should live or die Oh, you'll look so good beheaded Please don't hang your head and cry No wonder why My heart feels dead inside It's cold and hard and petrified And I can't make up my mind We're taking this in stride

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Better Off With Her - Steven Universe (ARADIA REWRITE)

Maybe you're better off with her I think she's better for you I forget how great it felt to be us All my feelings have decayed I thought our Matespritship would be lifelong But I don't care about that now It's ok if Feferi's taken my place I can't help that I broke down Is there something I can do Is there something I can do Is there something I can do Can I make it up to you?

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Imagine - John Lennon (Homestuck Rewrite for Feferi)

Imagine there's no culling It's easy if you try No Bloodcaste system Low and highbloods allied Imagine all of the trolls Living for today...

Imagine no blood colour It isn't hard to do Nothing to cull or die for A place for mutants too Imagine all of the trolls Living life in peace...

You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm knot the only one I hope someday you'll join us Alternia gill be one

Imagine no hemospectrum I wonder if you can All of the unfish cared for Because we highbloods can Imagine all of the trolls Sharing Alternia...

[musicallyfuckedstuck-blog]

A homestuck parody of Avril Lavigne’s Gilrfriend. 

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Our Feferi has covered one of my old rewrites! Check it out; she’s absolutely incredibubble! 

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Time To Die/Time To Go - Tara Mason (REWRITE FOR CALIBORN)

I planned your death 'Cause I want to be all alone I wonder where you could be Sis' It's not with me

I'll see to it that you meet a bloody fate I'll make sure no one says your name

It's time to die I'll take you down along with your allies So try to hide There's no need to say any last goodbye's

A part of me thinks you might figure it out But you can't do nothing, to stop it now And I hope you know This body's all mine I don't care what you think Cause you wont wake up this time

So go have your fun, you know I will too Cause I know it won't be with you

Time to die I'll take you down along with your allies So try to hide There's no need to say any last goodbye's

So finally it ends bloody With your limeblood as the trophy! Gnaw myself free from the chains As our chess game comes to an end

Time to die I'll take you down along with your allies So try to hide There's no need to say any last goodbye's PS. If you haven’t heard the original you should definitely do that ‘cause Tara Mason is a fantastic singer!

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Our Journey Never Ends/High School Never Ends - Bowling For Soup HOMESTUCK REWRITE (For Dave)

Three years you think for sure That’s all you’ve got to endure Karkat drawing dicks Gamzee's in the vents That subjuggulator's so immature Then when we reunite You take a look around and you say HEY WAIT This is the same as where I just came from I thought it was over Fuck, that’s just great...

And all my friends are just as obsessed With who are moirails and who are matesprits, Spending time in Can Town with The Mayor, All the while Terezi's just a mess Drunk kissing in the stairwells I miss the rest of my friends There's nothing but the same faces, same names, and same trends Our journey never ends

Check out the popular kids You’ll never guess what The Mayor did Rose hasn't had a drink since Eight! But it's only nine so I guess that's not great Pyrope's Self Esteem is Shattered Gamzee only makes her feel sadder Kanaya wants the troll race to revive Hanging with the Dancestors in the mean time

There's Kanaya, She’s clown hunting Pyrope, Her eyesight now working Gamzee, the clown Karkat, the quadrant spazz I’ve seen it all before I want my Boonbucks back

And all my friends are just as obsessed With who are moirails and who are matesprits, Who’s in the vents and who’s getting drunk, Who’s throwing up from a Faygo binge Travelling through dream bubbles Seeing dead versions of my friends And troll culture and quadrants are starting to make sense Our journey never ends

Our journey never ends

And all my friends are just as obsessed With who are moirails and who are matesprits, Spending time in Can Town with The Mayor, All the while Terezi's just a mess Drunk kissing in the stairwells And I'm stuck with the same six friends And I’m pretty much the same as I was back then Our journey never ends

Our journey never ends

Our journey never ends

Here we go again

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Anything You Can Ship (Annie Get Your Gun Parody) - Leijon Duet!

[Nepeta:] Anyone you can ship, I can ship better! I can ship anyone better than you!

[Meulin:] No you can't! [Nepeta:] Yes, I can! [Meulin:] No, you can't! [Nepeta:] Yes, I can! [Meulin:] No, you can't! [Nepeta:] Yes, I can, Yes, I can!

[Meulin:] Any ship you can make, I can make greater! And it'll be canon faster than yours!

[Meulin:] No, it wont! [Nepeta:] Yes, it will! [Meulin:] No, it wont! [Nepeta:] Yes, it will! [Meulin:] No, it wont! [Nepeta:] Yes, it will, Yes, it will!

[Meulin:] I can even ship Cronus, 'cause not even he's hopeless! [Nepeta:] His options are narrow, you've made a big error! [Meulin:] I will pair him with Piexes! [Nepeta:] And you ship it black? [Meulin:] Yes! [Nepeta:] That ship is cracked!

[Meulin:] Any troll you make flush, I'll make flush brighter! [Nepeta:] I can make any troll flush more than you! [Meulin:] No, you can't! [Nepeta:] Yes, I can. [Meulin:] No, you can't! [Nepeta:] Yes, I can. [Meulin:] No, you can't! [Nepeta:] Yes, I can. [Meulin:] No, you can't! [Nepeta:] Yes, I can.

[Meulin:] How DO you ship that much? [Nepeta:] It's a gift!

[Meulin:] Any ship that I make stays together longer [Nepeta:] I can make my ships last longers than yours [Meulin:] No, you can't! [Nepeta:] Yes, I can! [Meulin:] No, you can't! [Nepeta:] Yes, I can!

[Meulin:] My shipping wall's bigger, with even more pictures! [Nepeta:] I add to mine quicker and that's all that matters! [Meulin:] Well it sounds like they're the same! [Nepeta:] OTP on top? [Meulin:] You bet! [Nepeta:] That's what I thought..., you grub!

[Meulin:] But my OTP's bond is so much stronger! [Nepeta:] My OTP will last longer than yours! [Meulin:] No, it wont! [Nepeta:] Yes, it will! [Meulin:] No, it wont! [Nepeta:] Yes, it will! [Meulin:] No, it wont! [Nepeta:] Yes, it will..., yes, iiiiitttttt wiiiilllll! [Meulin:] Yes, it willlll!

[Meulin:] You never said who your OTP were? [Nepeta:] Uhh, ohh...

[Meulin:] Anyone that you shipped, I shipped much faster! [Nepeta:] I can come up with ships faster than you! [Meulin:] No, you can't! [Nepeta:] Yes, I can! [Meulin:] No, you can't! [Nepeta:] Yes, I can! [Meulin:] No, you can't! [Nepeta:] Yes I can!

[Meulin:] I keep 'em internal! [Nepeta:] Mine 'r in a journal! [Meulin:] All my ships are clever! [Nepeta:] I fill quadrants better! [Meulin:] I can ship most anything! [Nepeta:] Got ships on stanby? [Meulin:] Yup! [Nepeta:] Well so do I!

[Meulin:] Anyone you can ship, I can ship better! [Nepeta:] I can ship anyone better than you! [Meulin:] No, you can't! [Nepeta:] Yes, I can! [Meulin:] No, you can't! [Nepeta:] Yes, I can! [Meulin:] No, you can't! [Nepeta:] Yes, I can! [Meulin:] No, you can't, can't, can't! [Nepeta:] Yes, I can, can, can!

[Nepeta:] Yes, I can! [Meulin:] No, you can't!

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Furgiving Mew Was Easy - Meulin Rewrite (Original by Willie Nelson)

I don’t know how many country singing Meulin voice actors there are out there, but I thought this song worked really well for Meulin so even though probably no one wanted this cover it exists now...

Furgiving mew was easy But furgetting seems to take the longest time I just keep thinking And your screaming is furever on my mind

I'll always be flushed for mew Though it's the only thing I will nefur sign Furgiving mew is easy But furgetting seems to take the longest time

No bitterness or anger I'll always furgive mew readily Oh what a heartache But I furgive the things you shreiked at me

'Cause I believe furgiving Is the only thing that'll silence my mind And furgiving you is easy But furgetting seems to take the longest time

The sweeps have passed so quickly Since that night mew woke me from my dreams Blood ran down from my ears And it was the end of mew and me

You asked me to furgive you Befur mew sewed your lips up with twine And furgiving you is easy But furgetting seems to take the longest time Furgiving you is easy But furgetting seems to take the longest time

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Do It For Her/Him (Steven Universe) John & Jade Duet

[John] Remember, you do it for him And you would do it again You do it for her That is to say You'll do it for him

[John] Keep your lips pursed Keep your body lowered As you're moving forward Quickness is the key It's just one kiss As his skin gets colder Make sure you're moving forwards Kiss him tenderly [Jade] Keep my lips pursed [John] Good [Jade] Keep my body lowered [John] Right! [Jade] As I'm moving forward [John] Concentrate! Don't you want Dave to live?! [Jade] It's just one kiss [John] Yes! But put your whole body into it!

[John] Everything you have Everything you are You've got to give On the battlefield Even if her death was just You just have to set aside the way you feel 'Cause her corpse can be restored You just think about good times you had Before the horror terrors And then you do it for her So that her dream self can live You do it for her That is to say You'll do it for him

[Jade] Deep down, we know We weren't built for fighting But that doesn't mean we're not Prepared to try What they don't know Is our real advantage A kiss means their dreamself Doesn't have to die Deep down, I know That we're all just children [John] True [Jade+John] But I know that (I/you) can bring (him/her) back to life

[Jade] With my short existance [John] Good [Jade] I can make a difference [John] Yes, excellent! [Jade] I can be there for him I can be his knight I can do it for him [Jade+John] You do it for her [John] Okay, now lean towards him [Jade] Yes, John! [John] You do it for her And now you say [Jade] I'll do it for him

Thanks for the idea Max! It was the perfect excuse to rewrite something Steven Universe related! <3

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Small Grub/Small Bump - Dolorosa Rewrite (Ed Sheeran Original)

[Verse 1:] You're just a small grub alone, scared and fighting for your life Your blood colour might be rare, but together we'll survive I'll hold your body in my hands, be as gentle as I can, As I run from the mother grub's cavern, A small grub; scared and fighting for your life

[Pre-Chorus:] I'll whisper quietly, I'll give you nothing but truth, Even when highblooded society comes for you

[Chorus:] You are my one and only. You can wrap your fingers round my horns and hold me tight. Oh, you are my one and only. You can wrap your fingers round my horns and hold me tight. And you'll be alright.

[Verse 2:] Oh, you're just a small grub alone, red blood beneath your skin. But I'll love you like my own despite your mutation You'll change both our lives, if that didn't suffice Your eyelids closed to be soon opened wide A small grub, but your visions will soon arrive

[Pre-Chorus:] I'll whisper quietly, I'll give you nothing but truth, Even when highblooded society comes for you

[Chorus:] You are my one and only. You can wrap your fingers round my horns and hold me tight. Oh, you are my one and only. You can wrap your fingers round my horns and hold me tight. And you'll be alright.

[Bridge:] And you can lie with me, With your nubby horns When you're half asleep, I'll leave you be. Right in front of me For a couple sweeps So I can keep you safe.

[Chorus:] 'Cause you are my one and only. You can wrap your fingers round my horns and hold me tight. You are my one and only. You can wrap your fingers round my horns and hold me tight. And you'll be alright.

[Verse 4:] 'Cause you're still my young grub broken and fighting for your life. You might be shackled up there but I'm not ready for goodbye

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Frog Breeding (Celebrate - MIKA ft. Pharrell) - Jade Harley

Even though Kanaya says I might as well give up Give up, give up I'll have fun 'Cause I've just begun

I wont give up on the frog breeding, I wont!

I wish that everything was better Then I pull myself together I remember I'm no quitter It will be OK Even if it's a doomed session Maybe I can make it better It might be a big endeavour

I wont give up on the frog breeding!

I wanna come home To the island that I know Without frogs and frost and snow I wanna come home

I wish that everything was better Then I pull myself together I remember I'm no quitter It will be OK Even if it's a doomed session Maybe I can make it better It might be a big endeavour But will be better

I wont give up on the frog breeding! I wont give up on the frog breeding! I wont give up on the frog breeding! I wont give up on the frog breeding!

I'll be just fine At creating the paradox slime And I know I'm running out of time I wanna go home

I wish that everything was better Then I pull myself together I remember I'm no quitter It will be OK Even if it's a doomed session Maybe I can make it better It might be a big endeavour But will be better

I wont give up on the frog breeding! I wont give up on the frog breeding! I wont give up on the frog breeding! I wont give up on the frog breeding!

I'm not mad at you at all But I wont give up on the frog breeding! Yeah, mmmm Even though Kanaya says I might as well give up Give up, give up I'll have fun 'Cause I've just begun

I wont give up on the frog breeding!

Let's go

I wish that everything was better Then I pull myself together I remember I'm no quitter It will be OK Even if it's a doomed session Maybe I can make it better It might be a big endeavour

I wanna go home (I wont give up on the frog breeding!) I wanna go home (I wont give up on the frog breeding!) I wanna go home (I wont give up on the frog breeding!) Even if it's too late I can't give up on the frog breeding! I wont give up on the frog breeding! I wont give up on the frog breeding!

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God Help the Losers (God Help the Outcasts) - Vriska rewrite

I used the Bette Midler version of the song as my model for this one, not the Disney version with the weird rounds in it. It’s a little slower, longer as well.

And Beetle (our Vriska) was the one with the song suggestion - so thanks for that! I had fun writing this one today :)

I don't know if You can hear me Or if You're even there I don't know if You will listen To this blue blood's prayer I know if I don't feed my lusus Her death means my death too I see their faces and wonder If there's something I can do

God help the losers Led to their deaths She knows no mercy When her hunger persists The lost and forgotten This gives me no thrill God help the losers Or nobody will

The guilt is crushing I turn a blind eye To all of the trolls much Less lucky than I God help the losers Though they all were flawed They didn't deserve To wind up in her jaws

I know there must be a reason For how the dice were cast But still my conscience wavors They fear us Flee us Try not to see us

God help the losers Devoured by her They'd be better off Had they not been born Her mouth's a coffin Their bones spit back out You made the losers Please help them out Though weak and unlucky Their FLARPing quite odd They didn't deserve To wind up in her jaws

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Strider’s Mom/Stacy’s Mom (Fountain of Wayne) JohnxRoxy Rewrite

Strider's mom has got it goin' on Strider's mom has got it goin' on Strider's mom has got it goin' on Strider's mom has got it goin' on

Strider, can I tell you why shes so cool? (she's so cool) Our first goodbye made me blush like a fool (blush like a fool) And when I got back from Terezi's trip... (Terezi's trip) I gave her a ring, and held her hand before the time skip (before the skip)

You know, I'm not the dorky nerd that I used to be I'm all grown up now, Strider can't you see

Strider's mom has got it goin' on She's all I want, though I know it's not been long Strider, can't you see Roxy's just the girl for me I know it might be wrong but I'm crushin' on Strider's mom

Strider's mom has got it goin' on Strider's mom has got it goin' on

Strider, Can I tell you what about her turns me on? (what turns me on) Your mom's pink eyes and the scarf she has on (she has on) And I know she likes me from the looks we shared (the looks we shared) Plus Terezi said, "The romantic tension's clear" (the tension's clear)

And I know you might think this happened rapidly But since she saw Rose die, your mom could use a nerd like me

Strider's mom has got it goin' on She's all I want, I know it's not been long Strider, can't you see Roxy’s just the girl for me I know it might be wrong, but I'm in crushin on Strider's mom

Strider's mom has got it goin' on She's all I want, though I know it's not been long, Strider can't you see your just not the girl for me, I know it might be wrong but oh oh (I know it might be wrong) I'm crushin' on (Strider's mom oh oh) (Strider's mom oh oh) I'm crushin' on Strider's mom

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Red Blood (Bad Blood - Taylor Swift) Karkat Rewrite

Now they all know I've got red blood Stab wounds wont get me to shut up Jack, take a look what you've done Now they all know I've got red blood Hey Now we got problems And I don't think we can solve them You made a really deep cut And now they know I've got red blood Hey

Did you have to do this? I was thinking that you could be trusted Just because you thought I was whiny? Now I'm all roughed up Did you have to stab me, where I'm weak? They'll all see I'm a freak I know I'm blubbering; A mutant like me's worthy of your taunting

Oh, it's so freakish. Just look away and close your fucking eyes

Now they all know I've got red blood Stab wounds wont get me to shut up Jack, take a look what you've done Now they all know I've got red blood Hey Now we got problems And I don't think we can solve them You made a really deep cut And now they know I've got red blood Hey

Did you think we'd be fine? When candy red blood drips from your knife? So don't think it's in the past, these kinda wounds they last and they last. Now did you think it all through? I'll be culled all because of you And time can heal but this won't, so if you're coming my way, fuck off

Oh, it's so freakish. Just look away and close your fucking eyes

Now they all know I've got red blood Stab wounds wont get me to shut up Jack, take a look what you've done Now they all know I've got red blood Hey Now we got problems And I don't think we can solve them You made a really deep cut And now they know I've got red blood Hey

Stuck on LOPAH, all alone You cut your hand just for show But your bright red blood makes me feel whole (whole) Now I know I'm not alone (hey) Now I know I'm not alone (hey) 'Cause your bright red blood makes me feel whole (hey) Friendship between Dersite and troll

Now they all know I've got red blood Stab wounds wont get me to shut up (shut up) Jack, take a look what you've done Now they all know I've got red blood Hey Ain't a big problem Because I finally have solace (finally have solace) You made a really deep cut But who cares if I've got red blood (Hey)

REPEAT LAST CHORUS