If I had a clue, id know exactly what to do.

Hi, I'm Lexus and welcome to my ramblings. I am an artist and psychologist and am in school for both. Let me pick your mind while I paint you like one of my French Girls. 22 and a senior in college. Cincinnati area.

[ducancela-a]

average thursday in waterdeep

[corgiteatime]

Congratulations, game. You really did subvert my initial expectations with the really-not-all-that-horny vampire and the totally sensible weed Dad figure and Mr. Gale "I'm totally into the fact you haven't taken in a bath in 2 weeks and I read a book about about being turned on by deadly danger and let's have astral projection 4-way sex with only 2 people in outer space and you look good jogging around the city in strappy bondage gear" Dekarios.

Not complaining. I was just surprised, that's all. I love having my expectations subverted.

[macaronniart]

putting astarion's sewing skills to worthwhile use

[catbatquartet]

dr. shemp: 1998 / 2018

[colberine]

crying some real queer tears over how anxious and scared izzy was to have makeup on and sing in front of everyone but they didn’t blink an eye and just started dancing and singing with him

[semper-flowers]

No because I adore the fact Izzy is becoming his own person outside Blackbeard!!! When we first met him in season one he was just Blackbeard’s dickhead first mate and that’s all he believed he was too. Now, we see him becoming more and more a part of the family and making his own life the way he wants it!! Who knew Izzy liked makeup??? Who knew he could sing???? Who knew he could kinda-sorta-maybe speak French??? He did and now everyone else does too and they love him for it!!!

[taylortrap622]

Happy Halloween with Spyro the Dragon! 🎃 🌕

[lentilsdotcom]

sibling relationships are so strange... like i love you. you will never understand me in a way that matters. we are the same person in drastically different ways. we are sewn together. we don't talk. we are attached at the hip. you wish i was never born. can i call you. let's eat together. i forgive you. etc

[lentilsdotcom]

i don't have enough photos of you on my phone to make one your contact picture. we got the same tattoo completely by coincidence. why do you always get to be mario. i love the meals you cook. we live in different universes. you can stay at my house if you need. we have never been friends. you are more important to me than anyone on this earth

[lightbluetown]

excuse me what do you mean ofmd season 2 is ending tomorrow. sorry that's not something i can comprehend right now. this month felt so short yet i've gotten so used to the comfort of knowing i'd see my dearest stede and his friends every thursday. after tomorrow i won't get to experience this for a couple years. sorry hold on i need a second

[ms-demeanor]

hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?

[ms-demeanor]

i realized that i like the format because it's the exact opposite of the recipe blogs with 1000 words before they get to an ingredient list.

[beansprean]

guys who have a friendship like it's an affair

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1. Waist-up of Stede and Izzy standing together on deck, speaking inaudibly. Stede is experimentally swinging a rapier around and grinning at Izzy expectantly. Izzy studies his form, one hand on his chin, brows raised as if mildly impressed. 2. Reverse shot, knees up, of Lucius leaning against a nearby mast, smoking and staring. 3. Repeat. Lucius pulls the cigarette from his mouth and raises an eyebrow, asking, "So...are you two, like, besties now?" 4. Waist up of Stede and Izzy, now standing closer with the rapier upright between them, Izzy's hands over Stede's on the hilt to adjust his grip and Stede's free hand resting on top for seemingly no reason at all. They both turn to glare toward Lucius. Stede splutters, flushed, "What?! No!!" Izzy scowls and mutters, "Fuck off, twatty." /end ID

[panicawa]

Izzy did NOT try to be subtle about it AT ALL

[goodsirs]

Our Flag Means Death 2.06 "Calypso's Birthday"

[the-cimmerians]

#all of izzy’s internalized homophobia was stored in his leg and now he’s just having fun (@nice-and-accurate-prophecies)

[unavidas]

Do you think they do each other’s makeup before battle?

[bizarrelittlemew]

this is frankly indecent (dedicated to @sherlockig and @aha-my-villainous-thoughts)

[beansprean]

s2 doodles!!

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1a. Knees up of Izzy limping past and leaning heavily on his mop-crutch on a mottled blue background. He looks over, frowning, as Frenchie pops up in the foreground and calls, "Hey, Izward! Made somethin' for ya!" 1b. Full body of Izzy standing unassisted, staring down his left calf which has been replaced with a wooden leg and hoof. Frenchie stands nearby and gestures full-bodied to him like the Will Smith meme, shouting "Ta-da!" 1c. Bust of Izzy as he looks back up at Frenchie, trying hard to glare even as grateful tears well up in his eyes. He grits out, "I hate it." Close up in the foreground, Frenchie just grins. 2. Knees up of Fang and Jim sitting together on a mottled red background. Fang is shaking with sobs and hiccups, nose running, a dirty handkerchief clutched in both of his hands, and kohl streaked down his face and into his beard. Jim leans over, elbows on their knees, to look at him with mild concern and ask "How do you even have tears left, man?" Fang shakily replies through his sobs, "I-I keep myself ve-ve-very well hydrate-he-heeeeed..." There is a metal water bottle clipped to one of the rings on the shoulder of his leather vest. 3. Bust of Stede on a mottled green-brown background, arms against a surface in front of him and resting his cheek longingly against one hand. He sighs and says, in the form of a screenshot of text messages, "I want to give him things. Like blowjobs and self-esteem." /end ID

[beansprean]

Sticker on my RedBubble!

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: Full body of Jim in their black leather and rope outfit from early season 2, kohl smeared around their mouth and chin like a beard. They are holding Izzy under the armpits, fingers linked together over his chest. Izzy is missing his left leg beneath the knee, pants leg tattered and stained red. He is sweaty, limp, and deathly pale, eyes rolled up in his head. Jim grins at the viewer and declares, "Hes OUR dick." /end ID

[beansprean]

Sticker on my RedBubble!

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: Full body of Jim in their black leather and rope outfit from early season 2, kohl smeared around their mouth and chin like a beard. They are holding Izzy under the armpits, fingers linked together over his chest. Izzy is missing his left leg beneath the knee, pants leg tattered and stained red. He is sweaty, limp, and deathly pale, eyes rolled up in his head. Jim grins at the viewer and declares, "Hes OUR dick." /end ID