lumina system

and until the quiet takes us, dream of gentler stars ◆ usually aurora or lily but theres a lot of us // nb transfem // lesbian // polyam // plural obviously ◆ 🔞 nsfw sometimes so watch out for that ◆ pfp by me, banner art by @gabbazael on twitter

[banderboucher]

[blemgoid]

THE POMPOUS FOP has declined your gift.

1x MID-GRADE BRANDY 1x STRINGY GAME HEN 1x MEDIOCRE PLUM PUDDING

Have been returned to your inventory.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

It's really funny how art can be so important and enriching and sometimes downright life-changing but every single piece of art about how important and life-changing art is is the lamest shit ever.

[simplyspider]

this vibe

[gay--dog]

punches you but my hand is coated in ibuprofen dust so it immediately cancels out and doesnt hurt

[axolotine]

hugs you but my torso is coated in nasty spikes so it immediately cancels out and doesnt nice

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[tredlocity]

[tupacabra]

had a dream I was in a rap battle and this was my verse and I woke myself up laughing

[indigobuntings]

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

[indigobuntings]

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

[krchov]

(by @galwednesday)

[gefdreamsofthesea]

I just thought this thread on character creation in RPGs was neat.

[xxx-m34l-pr3pp3r-xxx]

alright this is a hold up. put the pussy in the scarmophogoghs and nobody gets hurt.

[lii-mobageshiki]

[lii-mobageshiki]

[mikufanclub]

[clockyclockyclockwork]

new job is an inclusive workplace for dolls and dollies

[awawandroid]

Tips for Working with Dollies

Avoid sudden loud sounds

Do not raise your voice at Dollies

You may need to remind Dollies to blink or simulate breathing if they are not doing so

If you notice tears on a Dolly's face, gently guide it away from customers to dry storage and leave it be there

Some "awawa"s are to be expected from a Dolly, but notify a manager immediately if "awawa" becomes the only response to stimulus

Do not attempt to stop a Dolly from eating products, including products which are inedible to humans.

Do not leave two or more Dollies together unsupervised during operating hours

If two or more Dollies have been left unsupervised together for any length of time, prepare a degreaser bottle and mop bucket with sanitizer solution, and wait for the Dollies to emerge of their own accord

Do not ask Dollies to handle Drive-Through orders. They do not understand microphones

[synthalest]

ten thousand years infinite income every disabled girl 1 billion dollars a year

[txttletale]

it is of course fine to be a d&d 5e player but if you start pedantically bringing up 5e's specific distinction between warlocks wizards and sorcerers to people talking about literally any other fantasy media--or worse, real world folklore--you need to be sent to the nobilis gulags for a minimum of 6 years

[bass-borot]

[cryptotheism]

You deny your weapon it's amazing digital purpose

[voidambassador]

[rvllybllply2014]

He sure does love his fruits

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

We just not going to talk about how he can also do pottery? With chocolate?

[knitmeapony]

And stickers!

[gholateg]

he HAS A not chocolate version of that god damned bowl right there! TAUNTING US, and holding the not pastries kiwis!

[supreme-leader-stoat]