immer schneller

intense

[alwaysgettingwhatyouwant]

i hate when people ask me what sign i am like bitch i’m a sign from god. start running.

[moldlover]

i lov goofy boys thats so my type

[qcrip]

Gawrsh a-hyuck

[jotx]

my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

[postultimate]

mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.

[jotx]

i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms

[postultimate]

my father is a libertarian so nice try but he would never be “pro state”

[bjdjdkdndnsnen-deactivated20210]

yes babe you look gnc af can we go grocery shopping now

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[arirna]

[officialnickrhodes-remade]

[nocontextavatar]

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[sunwukxng]

that post about ‘the patti lupone you know is already dead and gone’ sends me every fucking time. i love that stupid post. it’s so fucking funny.

[sunwukxng]

this is peak humour kadjfk;lasjflka;sjfl

[deadbeatmaker]

it’s so sad when cishet girls are like “I’m a feminist but I’m not a hairy lesbian” like don’t be so hard on yourself<3 I’m sure you have some good qualities too<3

[eheuwygfmfnnrb-deactivated20210]

[motherfucker-unlimited]

The fortune teller giving me a tarot reading: I keep drawing The Tower, the deck doesn't even have this many copies, this isn't supposed to happen

Me: It must represent my huge penis

[turkey-vulture]

*blows a kiss at the ocean (for the sharks)*

[officialdavidduchovny]

[peachpitgirl]

what the fuck is this

[fyeahfoxmulder]

he loves shrimp can’t you read

[whitepeopletwitter]

[carolxdanvers]

Forget everything I’ve been saying, we need to reopen right the fuck now

[ghost-roads]

you know, the older i get, the more i hate cynicism. isn't it exhausting to always be so bitter about everything? why don't you try a little genuine kindness and understanding and maybe you'll calm down