dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms
YOU ARE THE REASON
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dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms
nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie
#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’
you’re right. after which you will be absolutely fucking obliterated
Ich will das Twink vernichtet
What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes
reblog it
i feels like there’s something missing in me that the rest of the world has and it’s not fair
love this pic of this lil guy. he looks like he hasn't had a good night's sleep his whole life. all 12 days
“When we were kids, the Phonics Wizard came to our town to show off how the letter E can change the sounds of vowels. He turned a can into a cane, a pin into a pine. This one kid had a cap and he changed it into a cape, that kind of thing.
“And we loved it, we were all having a great time, but then he saw my sister and I, and he just got this - this look in his eyes, and then-”
She hesitated, worrying the coarse material between her fingers. “Things got pretty bad after that,” she muttered. “I know it’s silly, but I try to keep - her - comfortable. We don’t know if she can still hear us, or see us, or if she’s even still in here, but I like to think she is. I talk to her when I can, I leave music on when I’m out of the house. I tried to convince my parents to bring her with us when we went to Disneyland, but they didn’t - didn’t really take that well.”
After a moment, she put the ball of twine back onto its pillow. “Anyways. They tried to arrest the Phonics Wizard, but he had a plan in case something went wrong and he turned it into a plane and flew away.”
“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking
Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.
Yes, but also, I
am begging you on bended
knee, paragraph breaks.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Also, eavesdropping teenagers is a treat because not only are they very loud, you'll hear them saying shit like "oh my god I saw my Hear Me Out's girlfriend" and "wait who was the one who was on the table in a birth giving position?" and get zero context. Casually referring to someone you evidently personally know irl as your "hear me out" is certainly a choice, but I don't think it counts as a hear me out if there's someone willing to date them.
Well, at least she died doing what she loved—getting her dick sucked.
So they're hiring now?
me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth
fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))
me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!
fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*
i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it