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[juuicejojo]

I’m really enjoying this whole 90’s look going on👀

[mens-rights-activia]

End of the semester anthem

[klucksize]

Imádom ezt a műfajt

[askthejackfrost]

[goldmedalkessel]

Is this the same tune as shoes

[mens-rights-activia]

No but it was inspired by it. That and the lemme take a selfie

[books-n-quotes]

“I’m not everything I want to be, but I’m more than I was, and I’m still learning.”

— Charlotte Eriksson, Everything Changed When I Forgave Myself

[c-bassmeow]

[dashaibo]

Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.

Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

straight people ARE stinky

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

wig!

[salty-red-mage]

[dead-fang]

Honestly I have to reblog this tweet anytime I see it.

[rubacava-deactivated20190627]

hello digital artists please reblog this and tag your sign and what canvas size you usually work with….. thank you

[bevsi]

“I think gentleness is one of the most disarmingly and captivatingly attractive qualities there are.”

— Nayyirah Waheed (via thelovejournals)

[amyjacob]

[untcldcwn]

when megan fox said “my tit” (as her dying words) on Jennifer’s Body it changed the entire cinematic experience after 2009. no other movie had captured the millennial death experience better. in this essay I will-

[nocturneno11-deactivated2023122]

[ihaveringworm-deactivated202005]

chaotic evil

[missvoltairine-blog]

I love this and I think it’s especially great when you know that on the show kitchen nightmares, where this is from, Gordon goes out of his way to establish a rapport with servers because they are the ones who have to deal with angry and upset customers when the food sucks. This server has been serving shit food to people who give her shit for it, probably for sub minimum wage, possibly for years, and now she has the chance to expose the people who put her in that position in front of a celebrity chef on national television and I think we can all share in her glee. She’s not just chaotic evil, she’s a working class hero.

[juliandedorkass-archive]

Idk i always read this as an example of chaotic good, not chaotic evil. She’s doing the right thing for the right reasons while breaking established “rules” by her bosses.

[jiminrolls]

(trans)

jin a few seconds ago…

[elioldblog-deactivated20250101]

amen 🙏

[pickle-juice-jar]

[kammmars]

[nowyoukno]

Now You Know (Source)

[oreos-in-a-parked-car]

NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID

[autisticsorey]

I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.

[oreos-in-a-parked-car]

thank you friend

[mephistos-cafe-lattes]

how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like

[firebreathingeli]

FACT:

This liquid is used in modern torture. It is similar to water boarding. A victim is placed in a small completely dark box. The box is then filled with the liquid. The victim thinks they are drowning as they breath the liquid in. Most pass out from fear at this point or they just sit there in the liquid in pitch black, apparently breathing ‘water’. Often it leads to the thought that they are in fact dead. It is completely terrifying. Then the box is opened and they are violently pulled from it. As said before the transition from liquid to air is none too pleasant. You might be told something like, they resuscitated you and to tell them what you know or they will “drown” you again.

You can “drown” someone and be sure that they won’t be harmed

You all needed to know this. 

[shiraae]

holy shit

[princealigorna]

That went from cool to horrifying is 0.05 seconds

[forbiddensimpsonspics]

[kitsumahou-deactivated20220713]

[chxrryaki]

mMMMMMMNNM YESSSS

[mscreepygreen20]

Yes😄

[r-dart]

[timemachineyeah]

  I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again - 

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone. 

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. 

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office. 

[eroticmirotic]

Reblogging hard for that last comment.

[nyardynn]

I WANTED TO SAY THIS BUT THEN SOMEONE ELSE DID and I’m damn proud.

[cushfuddled]

GLORIOUS