yo this is an archive

this is an arrrrchive

[juliandedorkass-archive]

fucking FOLLOW ME

[juliandedorkass-archive]

this also is the end of my queue

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

Y’all I actually melted

[gaminegay]

Good joke trope: Beginning a sentence in a harmless fashion, then turning it aggressive and weirdly specific and directed at a generic name because it’s fucking funny, Susan.

[little-kittykitty-deactivated20]

[runcibility]

[kodaksnacks-blog]

[zubbyzub]

[aceofstars]

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT OH MY GODD

[hitchcomet]

[undergroundghosts]

Had a dream where I was sitting in a dark office and reality felt really altered and strange and there was just a fishtank illuminating the room and then this fuckin fish looked at me and grinned with human teeth and in this super deep voice said “you’ve been here awhile, better wake up before you forget how to” and I fuckin woke up in a cold sweat

[drownthearchitect-deactivated20]

Dude I think you went to hell

[strawberryspoons]

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future

[nelmdraws-deactivated20250331]

wow da4 looks great.

[kaciart]

The boys start a game with Ignis where he has to guess who’s kissing him. He’s pretty good at it when certain people aren’t cheating…

[blackpaopu]

on my way to learn how to draw the boys

[dumdolly]

who just sent me money “for being perfect”

[dumdolly]

turns out boys r useful 4 sumthin

[naked-yogi]

^ yup.

[squeejaw-deactivated20180323]

Reblog to let your followers know it’s okay to send you $40 for “being perfect”

[nudityandnerdery]

I’ll also accept $20 for “being pretty okay”

[systlin]

I’d take $10 for “She’s alright most of the time, I guess”

[constellations-and-energy]

I’ll take $5 for “she’s okay when she’s not posting stuff”

[joasakura]

$2.50 for “Completes autonomic biological functions adequately”

[thequantumqueer]

someone just sent me 69¢ and you know what that means:

[luxarcher]

I feel like fen would have a very cute smirk.

[ohevoyev]

john boyega is always reinventing fashion and yet is constantly overlooked in the media that praises these other mediocre men who don’t know a suede loafer from a nike sandal; the man has one of the most iconic wardrobes in hollywood…there was the one glove and purple suit, the velvet suit with the burgundy bow-tie, there was the sweater/shirt combo, there’s the turtleneck, there’s the b

[pro-gay]

Is he… you know… *clips through the floor* a Bethesda developer

[delusioninabox]

Daily #1,759! Can’t a girl procrastinate in peace?