A red lip classic, who never goes out of style

Twenty one years old. Canadian. Enjoys Tim Burton, movies, musicals, rock music and vintage memorabilia. I like to spend my days listening to Alice Cooper on vinyl or watching movies with my best friend. Lesli Margherita and Helena Bonham Carter are queens.

[hawkinstown]

Stranger Things season 3 included Heathers, Beetlejuice, and Reality Bites Easter eggs! Winona Ryder is starring in all of them!

[angelicguy]

what if the joker just did normal clown shit like spray people with prank flowers and make balloon animals but batman beat the shit out of him anyway

remember when marina diamandis made up a character that mocked the way women are perceived in media and ppl missed the satire and then proceeded to say the exact things she was making fun of she was literally dragging sexists in the most meta way possible anyways electra heart is a masterpiece

[mossworm]

Who are these people who care about England’s “royal family”? I have never met someone who cared, yet logically they must exist in some numbers if I am bombarded with updates on the continuous production of more “royals” every time I enter the internet zone?

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

racing. now theres a simple idea that never gets old. who’s the fastest. i love it.

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

Dystopian novels be like “there’s no music but our national anthem and this forbidden rebel song” as if all of earth really let go of ABBA music

[i-am-a-fish]

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

[darknesshaspurplehair]

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

[thuriweaver]

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

[ren-allen]

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

[em3rgence-st]

Some big spicy joy pls

[felixluvsketchup-deactivated202]

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

[era-eclipsed-deactivated2019072]

Pleass

[acoolsuggestion]

boy: *is literally 1 year younger than me* boy: *hits on me* me: thanks…… but…. no thanks…. i’m old enough to be your mother……..

[magicallyemily]

Before February ends, a miracle is going to happen

[curlsandstems]

I receive it.

[lis-lis-deactivated20210826]

Receiving this positive energy

[humor-n-shit-blog]

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

[meangirlnurse]

okay but things that are tragically funny in High School Musical 2:

Troy Bolton being weird and passive-aggressive because he thinks his gay classmate, Ryan, is trying to steal his girlfriend 

Ryan not picking up on this heterosexual bullshit and being genuinely baffled when his polite small talk doesn’t get the expected reaction

[kabaks]

the older i get the more i realize what it meant for lily and james potter to die at 21. when you’re 11 and you’re reading the books, watching the films, 21 feels ancient. it did to me. even the actors they picked looked like they were in their thirties, because actual 21 year olds standing next to harry in the mirror would have been an excruciating sight i think. actual 21 year olds lined up in the photo sirius shows harry would have been horrible to see. they weren’t adults. i look at 21 year olds now and most of them are still teenagers. and i’m so sad because you know harry turns 21 and then 22 and then 28 and 29 and realizes how terribly young his parents were, how brave they were, how exceptional they were, GOD I’M SAD IM GETTING A BEER

[villaincousland]

Your fave is problematic: Mark Cohen

Mark has got his work

They say Mark lives for his work

And Mark’s in love with his work

Mark hides in his work

[prasejeebus]

So my friend got Nikki Blonsky to make me one of those personalized videos and… I’m screaming

[sabotagedselfie]

i don’t know how to process this

[tyleroakley]

the only ally

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This was so honest and touching????

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i would die for every sweet ditzy woman on earth. every time some gross man makes fun of a ditzy woman im like ill kill you. i will literally fucking kill you. her life is objectively worth more than yours

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[comic-girl2234-deactivated20240]

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

[caprifreak]

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

[caprifreak]

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

[musinvenusian]

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

[riyerose]

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

[autumn-new-moon]

This has worked before, so why not again?

[sushinfood]

you can have more notes just please give me money

[ke-ray92-deactivated20201217]

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

[introvertbard]

not gonna risk scrolling past this