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christmas is next week... what the fuck

if u think my posts are concerning and or bad just keep in mind I actually refrain from posting a lot of stuff and ur seeing like. the final cut. this is me at my best. I know. dissapointing

endbrain

fuck you

funkfuck

humanundead

happy birthday to cinema

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obsessed with the way the snake hobbyist community will freak out over a color morph because of how rare it is but when you actually look at the snake they’re cooing over it’s the ugliest thing you’ve ever seen in your life

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all animals are beautiful or wherever but I don’t care how rare this morph is… this snake looks like a tube of dirty meat

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lots of people in the notes are like “aw but it’s kinda cute OP”

of course it’s kinda cute, it’s a snake—it’s just that people are going apeshit and spending thousands of dollars importing and linebreeding to attempt to create a snake that looks like rancid sausage when wild type California kingsnakes are already some of the most gorgeous reptiles on the planet and some of their more common morphs look like THIS:

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Of course I might be somewhat biased on account of owning The Most Beautiful Snake In The World:

This is Sandworm and I love her So Much.

pukicho

A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"

Would you?

taakitz

hi!! this is a blue crush lemonade from a restaurant called Sugar Mama’s in Baltimore, Maryland, for anyone wondering!!!! support Black-owned businesses!

thorne-exe

*drinks the support black owned businesses juice*

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I HATE THE ONION

idrils

#this is what you all sound like talking about succession

rickhunolt-deactivated20260329

I love being bisexual and I think I will do the same tomorrow

my-darling-boy

I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

my-darling-boy

Ah rabies

my-darling-boy

But what if the bat was from my secret gay vampire admirer

big8cola

school is temporary but old hyperfixations you had in middle school are forever

big8cola

school is temporary but old hyperfixations you had in middle school are forever

spiders ?

That lip movement, soft mouth puppets are so wonderful.

g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e

“frogs like this, dont eatthatsortathing, you see they-like-uh, flies,. worrmms,,”

“flies.., -worms?”

“spiders, !”

“spiders ?“

“yes, spi-”

thoodleoo

the only roman emperor i respect is honorius because, during his reign, rome was sacked, and when someone brought him the news that rome had perished he freaked out bc he thought they were talking about his pet bird named "rome," and when they explained that they were talking about the city he was like "oh thank god. who gives a shit"