How does anyone hate kids they are so funny I sold tickets to incredibles to this little girl and her mom and sheâs like mom are we sitting next to each other and the moms like ya and the kid screamed YES so loud it broke my ears
The other day I was bringing an older gentleman up the hill in a golf cart and we drove past this huge YMCA group of kids like 100 kids and driving past the first chunk like 10 of them yelled out âlet me onâ in unison and then since Iâm driving so slowly to be safe, halfway in some kid leaned up and said âdo you play fortniteâ and I told him I played a little and he just pointed and shouted âTHIS GUY PLAYS FORTNITEâ and then like 20 kids started talking to me all at once about fortnite
A kid asked me if I lived in the ambulance. I said yes.
The hero we deserve
When I was on register at Kohlâs a little girl came through with her grandma and she was so very excited to tell me the meaning of her name (I think it was like warrior of god) and she begged her grandma for her phone so she could google to find out what my name means too
i wear two spinner rings on one finger and one time at my last job a young girl (probably 6-8) said âyour ring is very prettyâ and when i showed her it was two rings she GASPED and said âdoes that mean youâre marrying two people?!â
I have this necklace with a mermaid on it that I wear to work a lot and I got asked by a kid if it gave me magic powers. I leaned in real close and told her in a low voice it gave me magical girl powers but it was a secret. She got this real serious look on her face and said to her mom âthat lady has superpowers, donât tell anyone or the government will take her awayâ.
The other day i had to give a speech at my school despite my horrific fear of public speaking and afterwards i had kid come up to me and say well done to me. It was so cute.
god I love tiny kids
there was a kid in one of our science camps and he spent the whole week in a lab coat and goggles screaming âCHEMICALSâ at the top of his lungs. he wouldnât even tell us his name for the first two days just screamed CHEMICALS instead.
I was watching these kids at church today and one of them screamed and threw a toy car into the wall and it broke and the other one looked over calmly and said âdoes your insurance cover that?â
I was taking the drink order for a family at work and I asked their kid what he wanted to drink and he just looked at me with a completely deadpan expression and said âvodkaâ and me and the parents just fucking lost it
kid I used to babysit asked why my lips were different (she was two), and when I told her that it was because I was wearing lipstick, she yelled, âMAYA, I WANT LIPITZ.â
I work in a school and every time I draw anything on the board (I am a terrible artist and usually resort to stick men), the kids will all go âI love your picture, thatâs a great drawing Missâ. So blindly supportive.
One time my younger brother ordered a ânon-alcoholic fantaâ at a hotel bar and the bartender lost his shit and I was never the same man
When I was student teaching, I was taking my fourth graders back from lunch and noticed one little girl looking longingly at the playground, where the younger kids were having recess. She heaved a big sigh and said, âI used to be that free.â
oh my god little kids in the library are the BEST one time i was looking for a book and a little girl tried to help me cause we always help HER find the books she wants. sometimes when iâm helping them check out theyâll tell me about the books theyâre getting. i know so much about dog man.
oh man! another hilarious thing kids in the library do! they will straight up TELL ON THEIR PARENTS!
mom: the book was like that when we checked it out
child, innocently confused: i thought (little brother) did that though?
dad: yes thatâs our correct address and phone number
child, barely paying attention: we MOOOOVED!! :D
parent: we never checked that book out
child, trying to be helpful: yes we did, thatâs the one we lost at grandmaâs house, remember?
me, fighting laughter and trying to decide whether or not the enter the childâs testimony as official evidence or not
I know Iâve told this story on Tumblr before, but one of my favorite retail experiences was when I was stocking shelves once and dropped a couple of small plastic toys, and a little girl ZOOMED up, grabbed them, held them up to me, and when I thanked her, said âIâm closer to the floor, so itâs TEAMWORK! :Dâ and zoomed off back to her mom
I was telling a kindergarten class (4/5 year olds) that weâre hosting a book fair next week and they would need to ask their parents for money. One girl very excitedly told me she has âone moneyâ in her piggy bank. Her classmate, vibrating with excitement, said, âI have TOO MUCH money! I have ten dollars!â
a little boy, maybe around 7, looked at our piano at the museum and asked me very politely, âwhy doesnât it have all 88 keys?â
I googled it for him after the tour, because even I didnât know how many keys a piano was meant to have, or why this one had fewer (earlier pianos were just Like That, seems to be the answer)
we love baby nerds in this house
a marathon route ran past my apartment this morning and from my window I heard a small child yell at the top of her lungs, utterly bewildered, âWHERE ARE THEY ALL GOING???â
I used to work in childrenâs retail and there was one time when I was hanging clothing to then put in the aisles and a small child came up to me (like came behind our counter) with a hanger in their hand and held it out to me. Their mom looked at them with a smile on her face and I took it from the child and was like âthank youâ and the kid just ran back to their mom.
We got all kinds of kids in that store but some of them were adorable.
When I was in my early twenties I dislocated my knee badly and was on crutches for a long time because of it. I was in a coffee shop and when I finished my drink and got up and headed to the door I could see this little girl vibrating with excitement at a table near by while her gaze was locked on me
When I got close enough her dad leaned down and said she could do whatever she was vibrating about and she raced to the door to hold it open for me
I of course thanked her before going out the door and as it was closing behind her I heard her say in the loudest most joyful voice to her dad âI HELPED!â
It was very cute
my five year old little neighbor came over and I played piano for her and she was really impressed and then I was like âthatâs nothingâ and then showed her a video of my friend whoâs a piano major playing Shostakovich 2 and she said âSheâs more better than you!â And I was like âshe IS more better than meâ
I have two cousins who are like 3 and 4, and they both love my nails. Every time we see each other, I have different theme on my nails, strawberries now, and when the older one saw the strawberries, she lost it and begged my aunt to buy her strawberry nails stickers. They are the cutest lol
At my work I see many kids, and when I asked if they want a bread roll (donât know what that English name is for âBrötchenâ) they look often really cute. There is one kid who comes often with his parents/mum. He loves rolls and want one every time he comes. He shouts it sometimes too and itâs cute and funny
























