It’s so thick!
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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art blog(derogatory)
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Claire Keane
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It’s so thick!
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
Hanging Out Washing In Australia In Summer
Sydney: Hang out washing, go to collect in half hour - bone dry.
Hobart: Hang out washing, go to collect in half hour - hasn't dried at all, has probably been rained on.
Melbourne: Hang out washing, get sunburnt in raging sunlight whilst doing so, go to collect in half hour - wet again, as it's now raining.
Brisbane: Hang out washing, go to collect in half hour - still has that damp kinda feeling because even the clothes are sweating; why so humid?
Canberra: hang out washing, go to collect in half hour - Tony Abbott is tangled in your clothesline and you have to beat him away with a broom.
Darwin: Hang out washing, go to collect in half hour - washing has blown away, time for a new wardrobe.
Perth: Hang out washing, go to collect in half hour - washing gone, claimed by great white shark.
ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!
My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?
40,000 redditors signed a petition to get the Bible off of the shelves of Target only to find out they don’t sell them
lorde’s impact
She’s beautiful
IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER
A series of fake numbers to leave behind.
1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.
605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy
888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!
866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”
206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.
Stay safe, people.
Obama drops the dad joke of 2015.
Canada sent a friendly robot to America. Americans destroyed it.
This is why we can’t have nice things. On Saturday, vandals in Philadelphia destroyed a hitchhiking robot from Canada named HitchBot, two weeks into its U.S. trip. Designed as a social experiment, HitchBot could talk to humans and upload photos to social media. If you found it, HitchBot would tell you where it wanted to go and ask for a ride. Worry not though, HitchBot may get a happy ending.
IT WAS A SIMPLE NICE THING, AND A COOL THING, WHAT DO YOU EVEN GET OUT OF BEING A FUCKER AND DESTROYING IT?
who decided skeletons are scary like ???? you have a skeleton do not be afraid of u
but they aren’t meant to exit the meat
a darkened auditorium with 264 silent people in the seats. on the stage, me, sitting on a stool, lit by a spotlight, the only light in the theatre. i hold up a photo of my cat, 10 people applaud, two or three hold up photocopies of the same photo, the rest do nothing, watching, waiting.
I love this description of tumblr.