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yamikuzu

handsywoman

the impatience to get naked >>>

syefastoes

Lil Birdie told me it’s his bday 🫪

cloudabserk

i love naruto because if you’re interested in the relationship between naruto and sasuke it’s a great story. and if you’re not it’s kind of a terrible story

cloudabserk

“which is why it sucks and the fanfiction i wrote is so much better” untrue and not what i said…

cloudabserk

maybe i’m coming off as ironic so to clarify. i genuinely and wholeheartedly love that one of the most famous shonen stories ever is unequivocally about the special magical violent obsessive soul bond relationship between 2 boys. to such a degree that it even the most hetero powerscaling fightranking dudebro fans know they are gay and the gayness can’t be removed from the story without rendering it impotent and devoid of substance

chantilly8-deactivated20230531

Sasuke isn't mad about liking men he's mad about liking Naruto. Similarly Naruto isn't mad about liking Sasuke he's mad about liking men

chantilly8-deactivated20230531

This is why Naruto can say the most batshit insane things about what he feels for Sasuke while not being able to interact with Sai normally and this is why Sasuke doesn't care about Suigetsu rubbing his dick on him but is not capable of saying he loves Naruto unless he's on a life or death situation

janehollandeer

shane and ilya watch how to lose a guy in ten days and ilya says “I’m surprised she did not lose him as soon as she said his first name” and shane tackles him into the couch

urie

the entirety of heated rivalry is shane shaking his head and chuckling going "i cant believe youre making me do this" and ilya going "im really not" and shane stripping his clothes going "this is so wild dude youre so fucked up for making me do this"

urie

eventually ilya just goes "ok shane yeah. youre right im making you do it" and shane is like "nooooo 👀"

ramslambsandwolves

Shane shortly before waking Ilya up at the cottage: ‘Hmmmmm, I can’t trap him with a baby. wait let me google……okay i definitely can’t get pregnant. Hold on…..sea-horse dads?…..nevermind…..can i adopt a baby-trap?…………no I’d just have a kid……………………okay wait what if we like coached some kids? Like they wouldn’t be ours but like- we wouldn’t be able to break-up because of the kids. Am i fucking on drugs? What the fuck am i thinking……..wait………..like a team of kids but it’s like charity…………cause men leave their children all the time but it would be a really bad look to leave a charity……………….i can make a charity and it’ll have kids and we’ll help the kids……..and Ilya likes kids…………and he likes me………..and he’ll wanna stay with me forever….so he’ll be baby trapped AND we’ll be doing a good thing.* “Ilya wake up i have an idea.”

heymacy

I need you.

witsserviceablesubstitute

Real ones know that Ilya's deep dark desires are puppies, sweet sloppy kisses, and being romanced. While Shane would be the one designing a secret sex dungeon and spending the whole day wearing a butt plug to surprise his husband with.

It's okay, they strike up a balance.

half-horny-half-hope

y'all love to talk about LoserIlya but what about LoserShane? Man stacked up on chips and coke for his man. He built a WELL FOR FRESHWATER in case Ilya was thirsty. He bought a goddamn SEX APARTMENT so that he can scream like a slut when Ilya is 10 inches deep. A Sex Apartment. Read that again actually. An apartment solely for sexual experiments. He suited up to get his man in Tampa and DRANK A CORONA LIGHT. Scrolled down to see Lily immediately after calling his gf "Babe". Pathetic. Tried to get his attention throughout the post-tuna melt game because he didn't wanna lose him

FOR GODS SAKE HE IS LEARNING RUSSIAN. Bitch no man can make me learn Russian it's difficult as hell and I know Arabic.

and most of all....talked about his feelings. Like that is a big thing for Shane Hollander guys, WAKE UP. Shane Hollander never loses a game but he is a Capital L LOSERRRRRR

toneelspeelster

you're such a baby.

aslongasitsblack

a man who has never denied himself anything meets a man who denies himself everything and the hedonist tries to lure the self-abnegator into succumbing to the pleasures of the flesh and succeeds but their rendezvous makes accidentally clear that true pleasure is derived from the perilous destructive nature of intimate connection and eventually true actual love and so we come to conclude that in fact the hedonist is the one who has never allowed himself anything true while the self-abnegator has never strayed from the path of his want and then they put them on ice skates and gave them sticks