basically a cat blog

they/them NB. autistic/ND as fuck. sometimes i make things (art/write) posts about mass effect, overwatch, pokemon, dnd, cats, and whatever my current hyper-fixation is.

[druckers]

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

[ozempicofficial]

[pansyfemme]

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

[lunarweave0]

[petaltexturedskies]

"I asked Chat GPT" — well, I asked Mother Nature and she said your brain and soul are rotting inside of you.

[explosionshark]

Liara T'soni's romance as written in ME1 kind of sucks bc there's a lot of gross weird shit the writers are leaning on, right? I'll acknowledge that. Specifically emphasizing her youth and inexperience is a pretty 😬 sometimes (106 years old but the 'barely more than a child' by her own species standard is both contradicted by the game and needlessly yucky!)

But I do think it's funnier if you take control of the narrative and choose to interpret her as just like. A horny nerd a la 80s sex comedy. She gets laid for the very first time by Shepard and it just makes her fully insane. Shep gets blown out into space like a few months later and Liara's like OH NO YOU DON'T and gives her corpse to terrorists so they can bring her back. Meets Shep again for the first time in two years and makes out with her IMMEDIATELY (right after threatening to flay someone deliberately within earshot, signaling that she's been thinking about it for a while and she's pretty sure she's figured out she's a switch btw)

Like okay no this doesn't fix all the problems obviously but I do think it's hilarious. She's an obsessive science geek with Connections - obviously saving the galaxy from the reapers is priority #1 but bringing her first lesbian experience back from the dead to keep getting laid through the apocalypse is honestly a power move in need of equal respect

[explosionshark]

Shepard: *dies*

Liara, who wasn't even half way through the list of positions she wanted to try yet: hmmm... Nope

[nukednick]

okay i'll post this a year later praying tumblr doesn't kill me

[chongoblog]

Fishing is the original gacha game

[tabbytiger]

Tips for Budding artists

1. DON’t COMPARE YOURSELF TO ANOTHER ARTIST!!!!!!!!!!!! - You don’t know how many years they’ve been making art - You don’t know if they’ve taken classes

2. DON’T DO IT!!!

3. Do gesture drawings!!! They’re really fun and it helps a lot

4. Try sketching with pens! Practice permanence!

5. Study the anatomy and composition of the body! - It’ll make your art look pleasant! - You’ll learn stuff!

6. Learn abt flow and lines of action!

7. Use refs!! Refs are your best friends!!! HOld Them like a lIFE LINE!!!

8. Use basic shapes for guidelines and build off of them!

9. LIGHT PRESSURE!! Draw lightly!! Use heavier pressure for detail!

10. Block in colors and shading! - Lay down your areas of color or shading and then go back and refine it

11. Believe in yourself!!! You CAN do it!! 12. Ask for help! Ask for criticism!

13. Mistakes are okay! Use them!

14. Start breaking things down into basic shapes! Pencil??? Boi thats a long rectangle!! + illuminati

15. Try to draw daily, if you can’t thats okay, just try to draw when you can,

16. Try new mediums and new techniques!

17. Use inspiration! Anything that inspires you??? Use it!!!!

18. It takes years! Of Practice!! You’re not gonna be Leonardo Di Vinci in 5 days!

19. DoN’t COmPare ursELF TO LEONARDO DI VINCI

20. There’s always a way to improve, theres always something to learn

21. If you’re frustrated or stressed out by your art! Take a break, watch speedpaints look at other people’s art

23. Doodling is still art

24. Have fun!! Try to make drawing something relaxing rather than a chore!

[roguespeedster]

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

[luthientinuvielss]

90s curls really were so special and breathtaking

[corpseprize]

the reality of being a writer

heres how to fix it

[toboe-roll]

Sorry its a bit late in the day, been a busy Monday.

Here's something from a comic I abandoned. Figured it would work for Mass Effect appreciation week.

For day one I went with: Shepard.

I would like to take a moment and say thank you to Mass Effect for giving me a competent, strong, redheaded protagonist. When ginger ladies in 2007 were usually depicted and associated as being overly sexual or stupid. So thank you ♡ from one ginger to another.

[lunaralex]

im watching the beginning of jjk for the first time and when Nobara said if she'd stayed any longer in her hometown she would have died, i FELT THAT.

I was not expecting to feel so validated by the super assertive girl character archetype, but we are actually the same ???

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

I beg your sweet fucking pardon

[tiktokstowatch]

[typhlonectes]

Cat plays theremin

[seerauber-entartete]

the sustained note with the big-eyed stare… like… yes that sound is a perfect auditory representation of what is going on in the cat’s brain

[slightlyunofficial]

cemeteries aren't creepy they're actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity

[monstersovka]

✶ PRIDE MONTH ✶