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[lunarseastars]

hey yall i havent been on tumblr in FOREVER kdjsklcmdklcnkdnlclds but we back and we swag B)

[king-bran-stark-deactivated2019]

‘Don’t Think Twice’ starts on any KH3 trailer or promotional video

Me:

[smallangryspider-blog-deactivat]

Me, sleeping: ….

Me: *eyes snap open*

Me, in a cold sweat: Jojo Siwa is taller than Tom Holland.

[becca-becky]

Are you serious.

[smallangryspider-blog-deactivat]

yes.

[urexfriendsister]

one time in 2007 i crashed the entire club penguin website. it was down for 2 days. i was banned for life. 

[lunarseastars]

I'm supposed to be in school but we are YOLOing today bois

[aintnosuchthingastoothick]

Them: So you’re just gonna love yourself? Like all of you? The flaws too?

Me: 

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

the internet has collectively made a meme out of every frame of Spongebob but they still have yet to hone in on the image that conveys the feeling of being in your 20s

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[getupoffyourcassbutt]

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

[owlgoddess24]

I’m gonna give this a special tag so that I can refer back

[catifex]

DO. NOT. STORE. YOUR. VALUABLES. IN. THE. DISHWASHER

DO. NOT. STORE. YOUR. VALUABLES. IN. THE. DISHWASHER

DO. NOT. STORE. YOUR. VALUABLES. IN. THE. DISHWASHER

sorry for the non-art post but as hurricane Florence continues slowly through the Carolinas, a hoax that started circulating in 2017 is making rounds again and I’ve already seen it on tumblr even though appliance experts and flooding victims advice NOT to store your important items inside a dishwasher

people spreading this misinformation are prefacing it with ‘’my cousin/aunt/whatever who survived hurricane Katrina said…” so it sounds like sincere advice from a trusted person who actually tried it, and I don’t get WHY they feel the need to lie about something so simple when it could endanger people

A dishwasher isn’t waterproof. It is not designed to keep flooding water OUT.

Dishwashers can also get loose under hurricane winds and end up somewhere outside the house.

People WILL lose their most priced stuff because of this!!

please reblog and tell your friends!!

[sikeffy]

[adhdgays-moved]

[adhdgays-moved]

[yuri-kin]

[sparkytheandroid]

the slogan for campbells soup in the 80’s was just “Soup is Good Food” and i wanna meet the young hotshot pussy destroyer who came up with that one

[sparkytheandroid]

[adobe-outdesign]

Old slogans were just… like that. My personal favorite is Steak n’ Shakes’ very descriptive “It’s a meal.”

we’re not saying that it’s a good meal, just. A Meal. no fucking false advertising here folks

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Little Caesar’s still hanging in there with

Hot And Ready

Or

Pizza Pizza

[mydollyaviana]

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

If you listen to the end of tangled…. Rapunzel and Eugene didnt get married until several years later 

[jimkirksbutt]

same with Aladdin and jasmine!

[dead-blog-go-to-artgoddex-deact]

And Belle was trapped in that castle for months with Beast; I’m pretty sure at least a year.

[genderneutralqueer]

Also Tiana and her prince were together as frogs for an indeterminate length of time before they married. 

[randomguy2015]

Tumblr gets schooled by the Disney fandom

[smoltwnwitch]

Also let’s not forget Aurora was betrothed (which uhh, was a thing and some places still is).

[princess-0f-disney]

Cinderella had to be locked in her home away from her prince whilst she knew he was looking for her. 

[radiio-siilence]

I love how no one is trying to defend Ariel and Snow.

[msdisneyprincess]

When Ariel was permanently turned back into a human by her father, we don’t know how much time passed between that day and their wedding.

Snow was under the sleeping curse for at least half a year. Remember the lovely commentary animated films used to do? At the end of the film, it states, “The Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.” Additionally, it shows changes in season. And finally we don’t even see a marriage between The Prince and Snow.

[santinope-blog]

I love this fandom

[partofdisneysworld]

🙌👏

[spectromagiic-deactivated201806]

So really, Anna is the only princess who tries to marry a prince right away

[misspookamonga-deactivated20190]

I am so proud of everyone who commented on this

[helsaguy]

This post is priceless. Way to go, Disnerds!

[jennytrout]

And wait, WTF. Why are the princesses the targets of derision here? Prince Phillip was ready to marry Aurora after just running into her in the forest. And then he risked his life and fought a dragon. He didn’t even know her real name, he thought she was some random peasant from the woods and he was ready to walk away from his kingdom. Why isn’t he on trial here?

Prince Charming, same thing. He’d met Snow White before, but he didn’t know she was the maiden he was looking for. He literally heard about some dead girl in the woods and was like, “I must have her for my bride.” We’re going to blame that on Snow White? She was unconscious. And aside from singing one song about him, she was kind of wrapped up in her own thing with her dwarf friends.

Jasmine didn’t even want to get married at all for like 90% of the movie. Aladdin pursued her, going so far as to completely overhaul his image to impress her.

Cinderella didn’t ever say she wanted to get married, either. Her Prince dancd with her once, then tracked her down by her shoe size. Again, he was the one who wanted to get married. She kind of just went back to her regular life with a bittersweet memory.

WTF is up with blaming princesses for the princes’ bad judgment?

[elmo-c-deactivated20201231]

Look how the tables have turned

[aleksandraesthetic]

don’t ever say jacksfilms isn’t anything less than a gift

[skajador]

[skajador]

YALL REALLY DO BRING THIS BACK EVERY SEPTEMBER

[bidootdoot-deactivated20190601]

@mixedsaladgreens, it is time :’)

[lil--bug-deactivated20181008]

:’) 

[breebro]

THERE IS A BEE ON MY THIGH IM SO SCARED WHAT DO I DO??

@i-can-explain-really @theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly @milomeepit @minamishipsit @royalnugget42

SOMEONE SAVE ME

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

BE STILL

FRIEND ONLY THINKS YOU’RE A FLOWER

FRIEND WILL LEAVE SOON UPON REALIZING YOU ARE NOT A FLOWER

[bytesizedbit-deactivated2026051]

Bee still

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

i will yeet your ass onto the next astral plane i will not hesitate