LunarSunlight

[love]

Drifting Heavy Weather Clouds by Emily Nolde, 1928

[gutsygumshoe-blog1]

[death-by-lulz]

It’s a turkey

[o-okr]

day 21 and 22 - “satan said dance”

[sandandglass]

[xoellle-deactivated20190624]

this is how I would doctor

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

[philhollywood-was-here]

I always wondered about this room. Where is it?

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

[nutsacktorturer]

behind the garage

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

And that’s the end of that mystery

[dietmountainmadewka-deactivated]

why the simpsons got a bigger house than my parents

[rainy-days-will-never-end-deact]

Homer is a nuclear engineer

[chamiryokuroi]

This post made me realize that Homer is in fact a Nuclear engineer…

[stability]

[robotatertot]

It’s that time of year again

[robotatertot]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lorem64]

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

[ankaa-avarshina]

Two words: Raw eggs.

[lorem64]

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

[ankaa-avarshina]

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

[phantoms-lair]

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

[antique-scarecrow]

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

[kingantlion-deactivated20231130]

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Zuhair Murad spring 2020 couture

[mothcub]

[sirlorence-deactivated20251220]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

the sign says “Popoko and Pipimi Shitty Anime Party”

[carebewear]

OP u forgot the best part. That’s not party as in launch party. That’s party as in political party. What they’re in looks like one of those political cars with speakers on them that go around during election times talking about candidates.

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[suspend]

why is everyone dying to go to the cemetery????

[plastidecor]

Kitty masterpost

[plastidecor]

PIE AND HER BABIES!

[little-goblin-girl]

[pencilcat]

My piece for ECCC’s 2020 Monster and Dames charity book! 

Something very different from my usual stuff, but I had a lot of fun with it. 

More details about where/how to buy the book soon! 

Website | Store | Patreon | Twitter

[leander-ligo]

Some of you are so young… You weren’t here for Dashcon… Mishapocalypse… That fateful day when Pizza was deleted… There is much history you do not know children. Be grateful you’ll never have to live those horrors. Be grateful…

[dumbdumbbubblegumbitch]

“I like your shoelaces”

[salty-red-mage]

[earthdad]

friend: whats up? you look sad whats wrong?

me: oh nothing

my mind: little foot’s mom