Luna Maru's Goblin Den

This is were I go to scream she/her | 24y

[tellme-astory]

The first time Eddie called Steve “baby girl” it had slipped out on accident during sex. Eddie’s face burned with embarrassment while Steve blinked up at him between breaths.

“Jesus Christ . . .” Eddie wanted to die right there on the spot. “I . . . “ But before he knew it Steve had wrapped his hand around the back of Eddie’s neck and was pulling him down for a fiery kiss.

“Oh fuck, say it again.” Steve mumbled against his lips.

Eddie’s brain nearly flatlined.

“Such a good baby girl.” Eddie managed to groan, his warm breath dancing on Steve’s lips.

“Ohhh . . . holy fuckin shit!” Steve came so hard it even surprised him.

And from that moment on it was Eddie’s go to magic word.

It worked every time. 💦

[dreamsteddie]

I think when Eddie is out of town, which happens with a degree of frequency given that he's a musician, Steve is sad, but fine. He has a routine. Running every morning, work, going to the local park and cafe on his off days.

He misses Eddie like a limb, but he knows how to be on his own.

If, for any reason, Steve has to be gone while Eddie is home, it's another story. Eddie is a feral, wilted chihuahua. He's showing up at everyone's house, lamenting about being left alone. He sleeps on the couch just to be dramatic. He sends Steve postcards every day, even if most of the trips are too short for any of them to actually reach him.

Steve has learned to brace himself when he opens the door, ready for Eddie to leap into his arms and, more than likely, lick his face.

It's a whole thing.

[kandavers]

If Ewell doesn't have a sibling already, I'm just imagining it being a mini narinder with two eyes instead, would be adoraboe!

maybe tis possible

[nancywheelesbian]

Sometimes I think about how everyone Steve loves the most hated him at one point. He looks at Dustin laughing in his passenger seat and remembers they only hang out because he was the last option available in an emergency. He’s having platonic soulmate time with Robin and remembers that she spent the whole course of their Scoops time absolutely hating him and thinking he was the annoying popular guy who peaked in high school, and they’re only close because they got kidnapped together that one time. Eddie tells him he loves him and all he can think about is the terrible things Eddie used to say to his friends about Steve Harrington back in high school, and knowing that he meant them

[loveridden1999]

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

[loveridden1999]

i think abt this a lot

[ghostengarden]

She’s going to fix your car and then steal your gf

[morganbritton132]

Steve: I can't believe you won't let me drive you to the state science fair.

Steve: You're really going to make your single mother take off work instead of letting me take off work

Dustin: When you came to the county science fair with me, you tried to start a chant after I presented to the judges.

Steve: People chant your name when you do cool shit.

Dustin: No, they don't. That doesn't happen.

Steve: Happens to me all the time.

[shares-a-vest]

This picture had me thinking about Steve taking up pottery and well, whoops I have tripped over and out spills brainworms hehe.

Maybe Steve takes up pottery after an artsy excursion with Robin. A one-off class to accompany his best friend, or just sees Robin and her college buddies working through a sculpture class and he gets curious.

He loves it! Steve has always been handy, fixing things at home (or, figuring out what to do when he was way too young and left home alone). He was always good at shop class and enjoyed building something up from raw material.

But he finds that pottery has a creative and calming aspect to it he hasn't left before with a hobby, and the mess is kind of a thrill.

So, he starts with night classes to work in with the latest Stobin Job™. He gets good and starts networking with his classmates. Gets inspired and starts showcasing his creations with other students. He quietly observes those who sell their stuff at the studio. Maybe one classmate has a stall at a market. Eventually, he puts himself (or more, his vases and hand-sculpted weird creatures) out there and it takes off.

It becomes Steve's thing and before he knows it, it is time to invest in a studio space. Something he could share with Robin now that she is finishing college and needing to start her own art practice outside of the academic sphere.

It's probably an odd choice to set up shop beside at tattoo parlour but, the rent is too good to be true for the size of the space. Plus it's close enough to his apartment that Robin won't be worrying if he stays until all hours of the night.

Cut to said Tattoo Parlour owner Eddie Munson, who spots this cute guy wearing a pair of bright overalls, mud-stained boots and a tiiight white shirt hauling into the shop next door with vases, small pots... and undead monster sculptures??? Errr... That's a new one he couldn't have expected. But – how damn lucky is he to now be shop neighbours with a hot nerd. It leads to some mild staking out, of course. Y'know, just hoping to be a friendly fellow small business owner and wish Hot Ceramicist Nerd well, and all...

At least that's the plan before they literally bump in to each other late one weeknight, Eddie getting lost in an elaborate design for a client while Steve has made a mess of the studio as he works on some terrifying flower things with fangs. Eddie would have questions, if it wasn't for the fact that Steve (his name is Steve, right?) is standing in front of him, covered in clay and shirtless underneath his signature overalls...

[morganbritton132]

Anyone can ragebait Steve within a five year range. With anyone 5+ years older than him, he tries to be nice and respectful to a degree. Anyone 5+ years younger than him experienced an endless patience and frankly. If you ask Dustin, it's ageist.

"Holly gets Nice Steve who makes grilled cheese and helps her find her softball cleats but I," He says. "I, your best and only friend, get lectured for ten minutes for putting my backpack carefully in your back seat. Unbelievable."

"You were only careful because you had a snake in there!"

[passionpeachy]

making bio collages for my ocs...........(I still gotta finish the other ones)

[passionpeachy]

this is yuri btw

[litepla]

belated mermay 🧜🏻‍♀️

[morganbritton132]

I really just like the concept of Eddie being Steve and Robin's boss. I think about it all the time and it's funny every goddamn time.

They do not respect his authority at all. They're asking him when he became the authority? They're asking, "What happened to fighting the system, man? You sold out."

They're calling him a corporate shill now.

Eddie needs to lay down.

[morganbritton132]

Steve, like five separate times in their shared history class, hands Eddie a piece of paper like, "Here. I drew a picture of you. You're like my moose today or whatever. Bye."

Eddie is... Confused? Honored? Baffled?

He unfolds the piece of paper to reveal the worst goddamn drawing known to man, and decides that what is...is being fucked with.

[morganbritton132]

Steve's babysitter, Annie, tries to introduce this under-socialized three year old to the friendliest kid in existence like, "Stevie, this is my cousin, Chrissy. Can you say hi to her?"

"...No," Steve eventually answers. "I don't wike her, Annie."

Chrissy's smile falls.

Annie's smile also falls, "Steve."

"Do you wike her more than me?" He asks, tearing forming. "You don't want to be m'friend no more."

And now Annie has two sobbing toddlers on her hands.

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[joeyclaire]

i stand in front of an audience. okay so there’s this epilogue to a fantasy/sci fi series about the psychological decline of a protagonist who spent his entire life solving everyone else’s problems as fantasy protagonists often do and now he is confronted with the reality that he does not know how to solve his own and this destroys him completely. his mental health spiral is the focus of the story and is just as gradual as it is intense. no one knows what to do when the one that does all the saving needs to be saved and they all go about helping him horribly. incredibly claustrophobic in tone. most episodes end on a sour, open note. everyone is gripped. i say it is steven universe. the audience erupts into fury

[joeyclaire]

there’s a scene about that exact moment in your mid teens when your parent is talking and you realize you’ve spent all your life looking up to a person who knows nothing and is telling you things you definitely don’t need or want to hear and all you can do is zone out because you’ve never been disillusioned like this before. and it’s so good. and it’s steven universe.

[clockworkreapers]

That gas station manager sure is weird huh