changeling who left her toxic boss to be a vampire's ride or die ☀︎ (it's yuri)
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
trying on a metaphor
NASA
we're not kids anymore.
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Three Goblin Art

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changeling who left her toxic boss to be a vampire's ride or die ☀︎ (it's yuri)
changeling who left her toxic boss to be a vampire's ride or die ☀︎ (it's yuri)
“it’s not that deep” it’s not that shallow. now what
The three bears arguing about politics around the dinner table.
all good novelists realize they’re nothing compared to musicians. and all good musicians realize they’re nothing compared to novelists
ALL good novelests and musicicans realize their nothing compared to porno Dvd's
do you jack off ?
Im not feeling good at all right now i need help badly
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Closest match: Sphaerechinus granularis genome assembly, chromosome: 1 Common name: Violet Sea Urchin
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my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"
OP the tags!!
my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"
OP the tags!!
the cici's pizza mr pibb hits different
could you make up some more words please :)
wawa gobbler
belly laughing while sloshing my chalice around in my many ringed hand
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Closest match: Chionomys nivalis genome assembly, chromosome: 26 Common name: European Snow Vole
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I forgot that Americans spell it "mommy" and that therefore "strong as fuck ice mummy" was unabiguously about some sort of undead ice lich, and not ambiguously also about a sort of buff frosty milf archetype like I had been imagining for most of the past couple of years
How does it feel to walk about the world and perceive with such profound transformative capacity
Demi’s twin sister. She was locked in a basement her whole life. This picture was taken the first time she went outside. Her name is Poot.
World Heritage Post
Three-Dollar Bill 13 - Merry Fuckin' Whatever
Christmas was... interesting this year *sigh* Thank god for chosen family, huh?
goodnight mp3 and 4,
png sleep and jpeg snore,
.txt stop blabbing, tomorrow wake,
and .zip no new files make,
.gif tosses but pdf can’t,
.exe and .dmg want
to now shut down and save some RAM
night time in computer land
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Closest match: Chlorella sp. strain FACHB-2505 chloroplast, complete genome
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i love how whenever something gets popular the underground tormented avant garde bloggers start becoming self conscious of liking it/finding it funny, and it eventually evolves into aggression towards it. doesnt matter what it is. unrelated but i saw someone call isopods cringe today
This is the most important post on this site
I've never been more devastated that I'm going to miss an event in my life. What a fucking icon.
Via bsky
never mind, I can make it!!
Update;
She expected maybe 5-10 people to show up. There were about 100.
I gave out scotch eggs to commemorate the occasion.
She gave a beautiful speech, was blindfolded, then kicked REAL good. Crumpled. Gave us a thumbs up.
Applause. Then the flute. Then a moment's silence.
Absolutely beautiful. I fucking love trans people and Glasgow and trans Glaswegians.
Umberto Dattola: Envi (2012)
I. Love this.
Love it.
Oh my god
yes.
This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website
I will never get over how brilliant this comic is. The artist could have just drawn a single image in response, but instead we have this masterpiece. The world doesn’t deserve @iguanamouth.
@musicaldaydreams
This has to make the @hellsite-hall-of-fame
By the void was that a twist 😆
The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil
the roommate is a parasitic and invasive species that needs to be eliminated
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Closest match: Rhinesomus triqueter genome assembly, chromosome: 18 Common name: Smooth Trunkfish
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yooooo it's one of my tied-for-top-3 favorite fish!
Though, I really need to draw y'all's attention to its juvenile form.
This creature is the size of a pea. It is perfectly round. Little orb of a critter. Circle.
behold: the ideal roommate