Shoot Me

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[doodlechu13]

Made a little Robot friend; this is Robin

[ikimaru]

some more Nimona!

[catsbeaversandducks]

By Hot Paper Comics

[sokkalore]

hello!!!!!!

[sokkalore]

HELLO THEM

[ringneckedpheasant]

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[cheshirelibrary]

[incognito-princess]

My friend teaches high school history and allowed his students to do their chapter summaries on their chosen biographies as originally created memes. He said that he had never had kids read so carefully to find the most obscure detail from chapters to make their memes. [pro-tip, for younger middle school/elementary school students, make a folder of popular meme templates, to avoid uncomfortable internet searches}

[your-eyes-can-be-so-cruell]

This reminds me of my class watching the 90s film and when it got to this scene some guy in my class shouted out ‘hoe don’t do it’ and then 5 seconds later -sigh- ‘he did it’.

[finrays]

Shakespeare would have loved this 😔

[foreveriallyzombified]

tonight i went to the bathroom at 3 am and looked up and saw two bugs on my wall having sex and i thought of you

thank you for thinking of me. here’s a poetic adaptation of how that might‘ve gone down:

i look and see a shock above,

but really there’s,

no danger.

i pee and watch the bugs make love,

and think of him:

a stranger.

[rubyvroom]

Stray is giving me a better understanding of cat behavior for sure.

I already found the clue I needed but I’m going to proceed to knock the rest of the pictures off this wall anyway, you understand. 

Knocking bottles off shelves is very satisfying but also? on general principle? they were in my way, and now they’re not.

I will use the scratch option anywhere i can just to see what happens.  

Is tripping people walking by an achievement? I’m gonna do it anyway.

Sorry Momo I’ll be there in just a sec but I found a jingle ball and I have to play with it right now immediately. It’s very important. 

WHY will nobody PET me???? :(

I’m a hyper-intelligent evolved cat who can understand speech and make complex plans, but I’m going to fail to evolve any new behaviors and continue to meow and act exactly like a housecat anyway. Why improve on perfection!

[seeby28]

My pride outfit for Edinburgh Pride 2022

Scottish Pride Knights represent!

[straycatj]

なつですよ…

Summer has come...

[outofcontextdnd]

“minding your business is… a free action, y’know”

-the cleric, to the druid

[natalieironside]

Never gonna forget that time I said that I wished there were more sober queer community spaces b/c I'm an alcoholic (1268 days yo) and I feel left out b/c everything in my town happens at bars, and Everybody On Tumblr got real mad at me b/c they assumed I was attacking gay bars as a concept

[natalieironside]

You are Like 12 and have never been to or seen a gay bar. I am Old and have a habit of enjoying them a bit too much. I have forgotten more about the importance of the bar and club scenes than you'll ever know. Just let a queen drink her ginger ale in peace.

[afeelgoodblog]

“May I?” “You may.”

[callemreine]

I saw this last month on twitter and took a screenshot! Heres an addition

[oriolida]

[fuck-usag]

Sometimes real life beats the shit out of movies can you imagine LIVING THIS

[pineplapple]

[pineplapple]

IT WAS FUCKING TACOS

[your-turn-to-role]

okay this is my new favourite vax line 😂

[theoutcastrogue]

Accurate Rogue representation whenever the party makes infiltration plans without them.

[whatsupbeanie]

My current game of choice to relax with is The Sims 4. I don't know how long it'll last for but I'm really enjoying it. I've been recently making all of my online friends into Sims and will be putting them all into the same house (if they fit). Then we shall see what kind of drama ensues hahaha.