GOT MY BLOOD STOLEN BY BIG PHARMA

. 🌜 . Loxie . 24 . she/they/he. 🌛 . i've got a shitty neck gland and it's probably the most interesting thing about me. very autistic about bears and optometry

[queerpeculiar]

girlfriend (nonbinary)

[robothell]

there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it

[paper-mario-wiki]

there was a cloud shaped like lois griffin in 1344 china and everyone recognized her immediately

[deanwinchesterapologist]

wyatever. go my springsteen

[gayboyemployee]

this stupid little beaver bitch

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

turn around and drive 581 miles in the opposite direction to see bucee. fuck you

[dapple-dualies-propaganda-deact]

When the world is cruel and unwelcoming, press ZL to turn into a squid

[asterwild]

let's be ready for winter with mama

inspiration saved from the explore.org bear cam highlights last year:

(and while i wasn't trying to match them perfectly, it would still be cool to know who this was if anyone can ID!)

[ovur]

Looking at two zoloft and an excedrin on an empty stomach

[tapmcshoe]

I made him less scary

[ovur]

He's beautiful

[pangur-and-grim]

✔️ soft

✔️ creepy

✔️ very loved

[post-store]

$39.99

[pangur-and-grim]

✔️ 39.99

[femmenietzsche]

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Right, that’s pretty much what I’ve been saying.

[femmenietzsche]

i think my cat just accidentally sent you an anonymous ask, sorry

No, not that I saw.

[dimachina]

i need akinator.com for diseases and viruses and infections that affect the respiratory system and otherwise

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)

[humanpersonface]

Additional update to this

[lizluvscupcakes]

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Accidentally made the mistake of looking towards the sun while diving underwater. I was met with the most beautiful sight in the whole world, I fear. It was a mistake because I am but an air breathing creature and no amount of diving will ever satisfy my need to bask in the light refractions and see the fluid ceiling above my head waltz with the sun and the sky.

[torchwood-99]

"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

[valtsv]

concealing a terrible wound not out of pride, necessity, or even a guilty lack of self-worth, but for the simple pleasure of knowing something that nobody else does

[pukicho]

Went to the penis store to see what they had. Shouldn’t have gone to the penis store.

[shinyglassstars]

What did they have?

[pukicho]

Aisles and aisles of the stuff

[alienpapacy]

Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

[alienpapacy]

Whoever lives like this….. we live in such different worlds that i don’t even want to know you

[alienpapacy]

every sunday afternoon this gets like 4,000 additional notes