Well, Ship Happens

I’m trash!

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[ydrill]

I genuinely love all those comments on this video

[as-per-usual]

[ofcarnivora]

Holy shit

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]

Happy New Year!

[miel-citas]

ARGENTINA JUST MADE HISTORY.

The first protest for legal abortion in democracy in Argentina was on March 7, 1984. 36 years later, December 30, 2020 at 04:13 am, abortion is now officially legal, safe and free for all women. Women have fought for so long to obtain rights of this kind. This is a HUGE step for us, what an amazing day. EL ABORTO ES LEGAL 💚

“I am not free while any woman is unfree, even when her shackles are very different from my own.” — Audre Lorde

[tearlessrain]

somehow knowing that tumblr is being kept around mostly as a testing ground for advertisers and corporations doesn’t even make me feel that exploited, because every social media site is exploitive. but being basically lab rats to test shit on before it’s refined for use in polite society is by far the funniest possible way to be exploited.

[spartanlocke]

#yeah maybe i’m a marketing lab rat but at least my dash is in fucking chronological order

[raesoldblogg-deactivated2022032]

this ad appeared right after i read this post.

so yeah, they’re testing something, but in true lab rat fashion we have no fucking clue what

[aconstantstateofbladerunner]

[lunisolla]

Haven’t been on this hellsite in a while but I feel like people need to see my daughters cause they are so precious.

One of them is babey and the other one is the sewer rat, you might be able to guess

[eli-campbelle]

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

wow…a homeowner…so responsible

[earth-tooth]

homeowner

[supportinglesbians]

Okay, so fuck the way they built up drama for no reason, but overall this was super cute  😭

[free-range-tiddies]

[lyndzielegend]

[queernigga]

[thenorwegianmonk-deactivated-de]

[n-yks]

How dare?!?!?

[thepoetandthedreamer-deactivate]

LMAOOOO ALL THE RACES GOT DRAGGED. HAHAHAHAHA

[midnite-wet-dreamz]

[robeblr]

Boyfriend twins is the funniest phenomenon

[blu-iv]

Gays…. we have to not

[moon-night-among-ruins]

I honestly see that waaaay too commonly happening with Latino couples, and I’m dragging myself in this

[w-bunny-blog]

Lilo, why are you all wet?

[tin-pan-ali-deactivated20191216]

This is actually heartbreaking when you remember Lilo tells Stitch her parents went for a drive, and the bad weather caused them to crash.

[cubesona]

I always thought this scene was adorable

Wow thanks guy

Right in the childhood.

[amonkiras-deactivated20121224]

i never made that connection

[enkelirune]

WOW

THANK YOU VERY MUCH

YOU RUINED MY FAVOURITE PART OF THE MOVIE

[fitziggler]

[crazylogic-deactivated20200705]

I get the feeling the adults knew…

[jaaku-frost]

and now I’m wondering how in the hell Lilo came to the conclusion that there’s a peanut butter loving fish god who demands tribute or else he’ll murder your family. 

[ethereal-business-cabaret]

When massive trauma hits, some people try to find any way to make sense of what seems senseless. Find any semblance of control, of responsibility. Lilo may be blaming herself (unfairly) for her parents’ death. This was the only connection she could make, the only thing she could have had any control over, so to her it must have been her fault. If only she was a good girl. If only she did the right thing. Then maybe… It’s very very hard to lose a mindset like that even when it’s the most irrational thing, even when it hurts you, because then you’re left with nothing.

[bigmouthlass]

And when you’re six your pattern recognition skills are a work in progress. Lilo sees that type of fish one day and as it swims away it starts to rain; connection made.

[dynjay]

“Lilo may be blaming herself (unfairly) for her parents’ death. This was the only connection she could make, the only thing she could have had any control over, so to her it must have been her fault. If only she was a good girl. If only she did the right thing. Then maybe… “

[nihilismpastry-deactivated20230]

This movie had some of the best scenes cut out of it. 

[just-an-anxious-mess]

This is one of my favourite movies yet somehow I never saw this deleted scene…. Excuse me a second…

*The distant sound of full on ugly crying*

[sloth-lady-s]

OHM<YGOD

[kurofeng]

Didn´t notice the importance and subtext about Pudge the Fish. And is the first time I ever saw this deleted scene. So much makes sense now… wow… Glad to know the story has more to offer, even if I´m wailing now.

[trylonandperisphere]

Wow. The patience, kindness and calm communication skills. Outstanding.

From raindovemodel

[loveislattes]

This made me cry. I wish all situations could be handled as perfectly as this

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[jennilah]

went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned

[jennilah]

but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone

[jennilah]

is 9…………. post office closing time…….  no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C

[jennilah]

well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow

[jennilah]

i mean what did i expect really

a package?

too unrealistic

[jennilah]

amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today

[jennilah]

omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name

she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea

[cursedwitchazel]

mail is dumb

[skodasforge]

The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.

[gahdamnpunk]

She didn’t have to flex this hard 😤😤

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sweet-bitsy]

Everyone news is over. Don’t report anything else. Nothing else but this matters. News is canceled.

[delusion-of-negation]

Results so far

[jujuoh]

ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period