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art blog(derogatory)
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@lupaboop
Sad I have to write this out, but abuse and trauma have zero benefits to anyone’s life. You can learn anything the kind way. You can become anyone the kind way. There is no reason whatsoever to traumatize you. Everything can be done without abuse.
Theory Time
The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(
But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:
Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*
Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110
Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*
This kills me every single fucking time
@jenovaiii
true talent
holy shit SLAIN
@doomybot can you past the Turing test?
cuck
chaotic neutral
THATS CHAOTIC EVIL
rock lee vs gaara but…. more
GOTTEM
this shit killed me wtf
ok this is “earring magic ken” who was introduced in 1992 (and discontinued shortly thereafter)
basically mattel had done a survey and discovered that girls didn’t think ken was “cool” enough
SO someone had the bright idea to research coolness by sending people to raves which, at the time, were mostly hosted & attended by gay men. so they went to these raves and took notes on what the fashions were and finally landed on this outfit, mesh shirt & all
this doll became the best selling ken doll in history, mostly because gay men bought it in droves. (many of them said his necklace was supposed to be a cockring) but mattel and a number of parents weren’t very amused and discontinued the doll
OH MY GOD YOU’RE LEAVING OUT THE BEST PART
SO
MAGIC EARRING KEN. This bitch gay as HELL. supposedly the aforementioned rings on him are for “magic earrings” and clip on charms. These charms are advertised as totally COMPLETELY heterosexual, not gay at ALL, see there’s a Barbie that also has Magic Earring Action with clip on charms! Ken wears them to match, because he’s STRAIGHT
Here’s the issue: THERE IS NO MATCHING BARBIE. Magic Earring Ken is out here straight up wearing cock rings on his jacket with a thinly devised advertising ploy to make it SEEM not-gay. But it’s DEFINITELY GAY. (And if you’re thinking, why cock rings? Well way back in 1992 gay culture was HUGE on wearing cock rings, it was the in-style. Everyone who was gay wore one, even women; you sewed them to your leather jacket, and the placement indicated some of your sexual preference. In case you were wondering, Ken is a Bottom.)
AND IT GETS BETTER. Magic Earring Ken was on the shelves for six weeks before they pulled him. In that short amount of time? Magic Earring Ken became the BEST SELLING Barbie Doll Mattel has EVER SOLD. LET THAT SINK IN. SIX WEEKS. And now every time these wheezy old hetero windbag execs go to look at their sales board, they’re forever haunted by Magic Earring Ken at the top of their charts.
Gay as hell, Cock Ring Bottom Ken, the Best Selling Mattel Doll. Pride.
please take the time out of your day to read about Magic Earring Ken™
gay history
has this post reached “always reblog” status yet?
Ken and Barbie are both Bisexual
unrestrained summer fun
Hot Moose Summer
Explain each MH entry with a line from Spongebob Squarepants
Entry #1: “He’s just standing there…menacingly!”
Entry #16: “It feels like somebody…wants to sell me something!”
Entry #35: “MY LEG!”
Entry #54: “The lights will flicker on and off…” (Alternatively, “This isn’t your normal average everyday darkness. This is…advanced darkness.”)
Entry #57: “I can’t hear you, it’s too dark in here!”
Entry #59: “AND THEN HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST”
Entry #65: “Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with MISERY?”
Entry #56: “From now on, I am on round-the-clock butt patrol.”
Entry #75: “I’ve gotta find out what’s in that secret box; I’m not gonna rest until I do!”
Entry #26: “April Fools…jerk.”
Entry #72: “At night.”
Entry #84: “Hello, you’ve reached the house of unrecognized talent.”
Entry #49: “It’s not just a boulder, it’s a rock! It’s a big, beautiful, old, rock!”
Entry #38: “the best time to wear a striped sweater…. Is all the time”
Entry #80: “Death row, next in line speaking.”
Entry #82: “ So you mean to say they’ve taken what we thought we think and make us think we thought our thoughts we’ve been thinking our thoughts we think we thought? I think…”
Entry #85: “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright.”
And bonus (just for Lea):
Null: “It’s a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you’ve never felt before.”
Entry #83: “I wonder if a fall from this height would kill me.”
Entry #84: “Those guys are dorks.” - “Yeah. But they’re my dorks.”
Entry 66: “You’ve seen this before?!” “Eleven times, as a matter of fact.”
Entry #40: “Firmly grasp it in your hand.” (Y’know, because Jay drops the camera at the end?)
Entry #45: “Isn’t this great? Me running around and you chasing me?”
Entry #86: “I call this one the Slice N Dice!”
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@drkovani
the mark of the beast
avoiding your family as a practice of self-care
anyway. glados time
gimme sammich
gib bagul
i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like
my aesthetic: left 4 dead 2 graffiti
Not including the legend himself:
god bless chicago ted
