hey btw i would NOT recommend using Bluesky either...
this is just repeating the cycle again
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hey btw i would NOT recommend using Bluesky either...
this is just repeating the cycle again
among us is getting a cartoon: oh, this is gonna be a soulless sanitized kid-friendly cash-grab, probably. maybe it'll make some little kids happy, at least?
the showrunner is owen dennis, creator of infinity train: oh, this is gonna be an animated version of The Thing, basically
I kept the error message for posterity lol
So far this seems to mean "every tweet you scroll past counts as reading it" so it means that the entire thing is breaking down for you within minutes
Phony Stark literally strangling it to death
Oh this'd do it
i miss streetpass sooo much
im not good with words but something about carrying ur 3ds in ur bag and opening it up to find out u had this teeny tiny thing in common with the people around u that u never spoke 2.... it was nice
an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems
i have some too
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"The magic system isn't explained properly" bro as if anyone these days understands how a computer works
ur art doesnât need to be perfect!!! it does need to be horny & grotesque tho
good movies donât need unethical labor conditions. delay beyond the spider-verse to 2027, just give these people the wage + treatment they deserve. source
Sims 4 page on Steam. Not to be controversial but I think the CEO of EA should be beheaded for this
if anyone got the game from origin heres an unlocker for dlc + links to the dlc files to download that an anon sent me a while back :] its worked perfectly for my game but jus make sure u have enough storage for the packs
AND REMEMBER, DO NOT SEARCH ANADIUS REPACK SIMS 4 DOWNLOAD ON GOOGLE, BECAUSE THEN YOU WILL FIND AN EASY WAY TO DOWNLOAD THE SIMS 4 WITH EVERY DLC FOR FREE. VERY EASY TO INSTALL.
THATâS ILLEGAL AND WE DO NOT WANT YOU TO PIRATE THIS GAME, DESPITE BEING SO INCREDIBLY PRICEY. NOPE. WE DO NOT WANT THAT. WINK. WINK.
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fucking the personal injuries lawyer for personal injuries
i hate how capitalism and 2010s-20s minimalistic designs took away creative and colorful designs. i miss how mcdonaldâs used to look when it had the red tile roof and when they had chairs in the dining room molded after their characters. i miss when storefronts would have colorful cartoon art on the walls and windows. i miss how hot topic used to look, when it looked like itâd be scary to walk into when you were a kid but after you got in and saw all the invader zim merchandise it was okay. or how malls used to have so much color, from the tiles to the walls to the ceiling. i hate the bland minimalism we have now. i hate the beige and silver design that every store has now. i hate it.
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The monstrous feminine.
You work as tech support for ancient supernatural beings who are trying to adapt to the modern world. Itâs a frustrating - and at times dangerous - job, but at least your clients pay well.
âMy Great Destroyer, Consumer of Lands, Harbinger of the Deep Seas,â you say trying to keep the exasperation from your voice, âyou need to be connected to the internet to see your email.â
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âYes. Can you move the mouse to the lower right side of the screen? There should be some little bars that will tell you if you are connected to the wi-fi.â
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âNo my Great and Terrible the wi-fi is not a rival god from the desert lands, itâs just the technology that letâs you see your email.â
â!*&){}|@*#â
âGood, that means you are connected to the internet. Now if you can open your browser, Mozilla Firefox, Google Chrome, or even Microsoft Edge.â
â!@^&)(&@!&&&@}|â
You mute yourself so you can swear. âYes, you can use Internet Explorer to access your AOL email account. If I may offer a suggestion?â
â$%^&*@â
âIt will be easier in the long run, I promise. But Microsoft stopped supporting Internet Explorer a long time ago, and AOL is barely a company anymore. If you will let me walk you through some steps we can get you a modern web browser and a brand new email-â
â&^$}â
âYes, with all of your old email.â
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Five hours of your life later, youâve got the deep sea eldritch god set up with Firefox and a new email with forwarding from itâs old email. Just when you start to think that this job isnât remotely worth it, a small crab-like creature crawls across your desk. (you canât in good conscious call it a crab because it somehow has both too many eyes, legs, and pincers, and not enough of the same. yet your brain interprets the being as âcrabâ)
Itâs about the size of a coffee mug and it holds something up for you, shaking one of itâs many claws at you.
You take the small thing, and crab scuttles away to where ever it came from.
The small thing in your palm seems to be a tiny treasure chest, the kind of thing that youâd put in a goldfish bowl. It feels wet and the kind of slimy something gets from being covered in seaweed.
You put it down on your desk just in time for it to rapidly expand, cracking a support on your desk and covering you in sea water.
Before you can get mad about it the chest opens revealing a small horde of gold, jewels, and a bottle of what you have to assume is pirate rum.
âOh! Cool!â one of your coworkers say as they pop their head up over the cubicle wall. âI wish I got pirate booty once in a while.â
âWhy, what did Thyrien, Emissary of the Sun, give you for helping them recover their steam library?â you ask.
âA sense of peace and calm about my life and place in the world.â
âOh sounds nice.â
âIt is. They also gave me this ceremonial headdress.â You coworker disappears for a moment and puts on a giant headdress that appears to be made from gold and platinum and has several truly giant diamonds all over it.
âWow,â you say.
âYeah, Iâm thinking I should wear this to the next company mixer.â