a fetish blessed with an operatic skeleton

alex ♡ panic! and the occasional meme shitposter / occasionally nsfw

[valtsv]

the only genuinely funny people on this bitch of an earth are either eldest siblings, people with bastard dads, or gays

[valtsv]

if you’re all three, you’re more powerful than any of the rest of us will ever be

[circlingirl]

why is there such a distinctive feel between summer and winter depression music

[circlingirl]

[sailorbrazil]

despite having an IQ of 1 i am still alive guys

[mamoru]

i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit

[kraftykrak3n]

This sounds like it was written by a powerful being that is trapped in a human vessel and keeps having their plans thwarted by bathroom breaks. 

[mamoru]

You know too much.

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

hello 911? somebody reblogged my post on tumblr.com and said “i cant breathe”. i think i killed someone. i would like to turn myself in

[rosewater1997]

i like astrology bc im a self indulgent narcissist and reading about my chart makes me feel like im being seduced with how well it knows me

[tranarchist]

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me: [lying] honestly

[rationalisms]

listen, there is absolutely nothing that gets me going like mutual seemingly unrequited pining like? i live for both people losing their minds over the other person in bitter silence. savoring every single accidental brush of their fingers, elbows, thighs, every stray glance, memorizing every gesture or expression they catch while the other isn’t looking, all while being absolutely convinced that it’s one-sided only to finally!! finally find out it wasn’t in a triumphant moment of bliss after years and years of delicious, soul-rending, torturous, heart-wrenching pining. i literally don’t care about the fact that this trope is predictable af and always plays out the same way i will still go wild over it every single time like they’ll be doing the same reveal scene i have seen a million times and i’m still on the edge of my seat gasping “are they gonna kiss???”

[fobadeux]

I see no difference 

[spiralfucker]

You’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around and you’re phone is dead. Out of the corner of you’re eye you spot him: Northern George

[whatacatch]

[altmusicfromanotherroom]

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it’s these substandard motels on the (la la la la la) corner of 4th and fremont street

appealing only ‘cause they’re just that unappealing

any practiced catholic would cross themselves upon entering

[altmusicfromanotherroom]

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this is the sin that i

will confess to release myself

from consequence and everyone can tell

[hunnymoonsuite]

Wow I cant believe my neighbours uploaded audio of what they have to put up with 24/7!

[cervicks-deactivated20141013]

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

[wordsnquotes]

Eventually soulmates meet, for they have the same hiding place.

Robert Brault (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

[trippingeyes]

memories // panic! at the disco