In keeping with the clever post that was made about farts, how do you think the DMC crew would handle a troubling case of diarrhea, toilet and all, individually? Who needs taste when you have an imagination? 😘~ 💗
THE DMC CREW AND STOOL (HEAD CANON)
Thank you for that amazing ask! My gross ass feels delighted. 💓
WARNING: If you feel triggered or have an easily caused gag reflex do not continue reading (especially not the bonus round!)
Dante: would feel no shame, at all. He would sit on the toilet, reading a magazine on gardening when suddenly Nero passes by and looks at him with big eyes, in shock due to the door he left open.
“Could you close the door, kiddo? It‘s rude to stare when people are doing their business,“ is all he‘d say then.
Nero: in case of an upset stomach, he would feel incredibly embarrassed. He‘d hold in the urge to let it all out, until he is sure of no one being around which will inevitably increase his cursing. Then he‘d sheepishly warn Kyrie not to enter the bathroom for a while.
V: would just faint and be forced to wear diapers cause he has zero pain tolerance. Sweet Nero would bring peppermint tea to his bed though.
Nico: no shame, like Dante. She‘ll leave the bathroom and if anyone makes a remark about the smell, she‘ll blame Nero.
Lady: will be prepared for such events. A gossip magazine and AC/DC playing in the background and she‘s good to go.
Trish: is one of those people who just never has diarrhea. Fuck her.
Vergil: would quickly open up a portal with Yamato and let it vanish there to eliminate all traces.
Bonus round: What kind of stool?
Dante: MASSIVE, reddish home runs with stains inside the toilet (4 times a day)
Nero: light, small droppings or a soft brownie (once or twice a day)
V: only one, tiny heap (once a week ‘cause he barely eats)
Nico: thick with chunks of corn (three times a day)
Lady: easy going, pretty soft (twice a day)
Trish: Delicate, narrow, dark brown (in the mornings)
Vergil: a challenging stool that’s MOTIVATED to exit his Spardan anus (once a day, at midnight usually)
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