🌙

in a dark room, in cold sheets, I cant feel a damn thing.

[animalcrossingmemes]

[marvelgifs]

THOR: RAGNAROK (2017)

[littletoska]

a question i ask myself: will i ever get tired of the tropey, cliched tale of a poor girl stealing the heart of a mean, conceited rich boy only to find out he’s so s o f t?

The answer:

[kyber-crystal]

Y/N: Here's a fun idea: we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing the person we're caught underneath with, we have to FIGHT them.

Steve: No doll, we're not doing that.

Bucky, nodding: Mistlefoe.

Steve: Buck, DON'T encourage her-

[daenerysmhysa]

[bruce-wayne]

Thanks for choosing me to be your mom.

WANDAVISION (2021)

[bcakesbaxter]

I want to share a little animation that James made as an anniversary gift. It’s what we wish we could do in Animal Crossing New Horizon when we play together.💕

[jbaxteranimator]

Love you Sweetie

[rockmilkshake]

JAMES BAXTER?!

[gay-irl]

Gay_irl

[whitepeopletwitter]

[afeelgoodblog]

blessed rescue

[smitethestate]

Me as that Uber driver:

[emmerdeusedepuislanaissance]

we will stan jason momoa forever

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

If you let me finish I would of finish my santance

[hymnsofheresy]

heterosexual christians in college be like: gotta marry or i will die

[niceferatu]

they wanna fuck. they gotta fuck or they will die but God put fucking behind a paywall

[memewhore]

[shoutsindwarvish]

@apocrypals this is real

[bigmammallama5]

[asimovsideburns]

EXTREME TEEN BIBLE… REAL

[turians]

Y'all are NOT READY for their shirt merch

[thotmendes]

I’d buy the “yeet pray love” shirt if it came in black tbh

[universesizedcock]

“Pick up your sword bruh”

[cishetlessfashion]

Sharing this here for the merch lmaoooo

[afloweroutofstone]

[candyredterezii]

[athenas-heart-of-ink]

[quinintheclouds]

Y'all have,,, NO idea how much I want a pizza rn. It is taking all of my willpower to save my money and not order one this instant to celebrate getting stuff done today

[quinintheclouds]

late-stage capitalism is i want pizza but congress won’t buy me one

wait I haven’t tried

I’m gonna call my congressman and see

[quinintheclouds]

Hmm… Ted Cruz isn’t answering. Still a coward, I see,

[quinintheclouds]

I’m gonna ask my governor now and tell him Cruz said it was out of his jurisdiction so he’ll feel all important. dude sued the city and is richer than god he can afford a pizza

[quinintheclouds]

HDGJDFHGJ SOMEONE PICKED UP,,, this is how it went:

Me: Hello, I would like to request an audience with Governor Abbott

Secretary: I’m sorry. I can relay a message and have him get back to you in a call or email.

Me: Okay, thanks! Due to some recent changes and current economic disparity in Texas, I’ve calculated that Gov. Abbott makes enough a year to buy over 10,000 pizzas, for example. As a display of his claims to make efforts towards rebuilding the middle class, all I ask is that he buy me one single pizza. 

Secretary: *incredulous laugh/scoff noise*

Me: That’s less than 0.0001% of his salary, not even taking his enormous wealth into consideration, and will affect my voting decision next election cycle. My paypal is https://www.paypal.me/quinintheclouds 

Secretary: …I’ll let him know.

Secretary: *Hangs up*

[quinintheclouds]

None of them bought me a pizza. Guess you could say they crust my dreams :((

[quinintheclouds]

pLOT TWIST THE SECRETARY SENT ME $15 FOR MAKING HER LAUGH AND CAUSE SHE HATES WORKING THERE,,, THE SUBJECT LINE SAID POLITICAL PIZZA

[crowleyisourking]

I scrolled away but had to come back and reblog.

[southbreak]

This is amazing

[hasnoname1982]

As a person who freaks out about talking to my own family members, I am in awe of the fact that you actually did this

[quinintheclouds]

me too, but consider: I was really hungry

[hellllrazor]

“Hmm… Ted Cruz isn’t answering. Still a coward, I see,” is the most powerful thing I’ve ever read.

[certified-dumbass]

This is absolutely beautiful

[corn-fused]

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