Hehehehe

She/her, 🇦🇺 free gaza, forklift certified

[universesizedcock]

Check out this Spotify profile:

Scott Morrison

Scott Morrison, a user on Spotify

Why the fuck does the leader of my country have a public Spotify account?

[universesizedcock]

Someone wanna help me write an essay on the Russian revolution??

[the-mind-emporium]

I never thought I'd be making this post, but here we are I guess.

One note = One day I don't try to commit/seriously consider committing s**cide.

I hate to bother you, but I need help with this.

-Andy

[planplan]

REBLOG THIS. PLEASE.

@ibvs-nerdo @starlypenguins @lowkeyjustvibing @asphalts-garbage-or-something @ups3tti @kit-kit-kat @shippin-my-sanses @aureillia404 @ANYONE.

PLEASE REBLOG THIS.

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[universesizedcock]

hello!!!!!!

Holy shit hi it's been like I month since U sent this ask but hi! I'm slowly dying over here sorry for not replying ever :')

[nerdygaymormon]

[loveize]

[image description: two screenshots of tweets.

first image: a tweet by amber (@/personal_amber) saying "recently i learned that cis kids are prescribed over the counter puberty blockers. it turns out, my sister is going through puberty early, and she's having blockers prescribed to her immediately. i had to wait 3 years for blockers. i'm so fed up with cis supremacy."

second image: a tweet by aren (@/zeghostboy) (replying to @/personal_amber) saying "literally so many things cis people can just do (like chest reduction or enlargement, facial surgery) but if it's a trans person doing it suddenly they require a psychiatrist or court order and we have to swim across a lake and jump over a burning moat filled with crocodiles."

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[lizluvscupcakes]

We could pretend to be cis?

[0ryza13]

I mean yes, but the point is that we shouldnt have to

[the-knights-who-say-book]

[aethelflaedladyofmercia]

False. Anyone who MICROWAVES TEA is evil.

[universesizedcock]

Swap neutral good and neutral evil

Do it. You won't.

[mysharona1987]

[la-laborista-republiko]

Straight women should unionize

[witchaj]

What the actual FUCK

[thebestpersonherelovesbucky]

This right here is a HUGE red fucking flag. If you’re in a relationship with someone who wants complete control over finances, especially to the point where you don’t even have access to money, this is an attempt to control and isolate. They will use ALL sorts of excuses. “I’m better with money” “You spend too much” “You’re too impulsive” etc. It has nothing to do with looking out for you or money. It’s straight up abuse and will likely lead to worse.

[whereintheworldiskamalakhan]

Also, women need to be independent in every way they can. And they also need to know what’s going on with their finances, even if their husband makes all the decisions or whatever bs goes on. Because (true story), one day that husband could die and you’ll find out that you’re in a crazy amount of debt that you never knew about because he didn’t tell you shit and that gets to be a lovely surprise after the funeral.

[dancinbutterfly]

Women should ABSOLUTELY be independent and you should ABSOLUTELY keep your banking separate.

HOWEVER!

If you are in that circumstance?

Grocery shopping and gas stations and big box stores are your BEST friend. I know we’re in a pandemic but put on an N-95 and go. Use your debit card every time and take out 20-40 dollars each time you shop for these sorts of things because that doesn’t read as a withdrawal. It counts as part of the shopping. Women have been doing this for GENERATIONS now. My mother did it when my father was financially abusing her and she taught me and now? I pas this on to you.

Take your 20-40 dollars a trip and put the cash somewhere he won’t look.

Where won’t he look? With a friend who he doesn’t want to know. In the yard he expects you to care for. In the laundry he won’t do. In the kids room where he doesn’t go because that is your job. In the dog food he expects you to refill.

Or.

In you can take that money and put it a fucking bank he doesn’t use. Under your name and your name ONLY. Because when you leave him - which on average will take 7 attempts because thats how many times it takes to leave an abuser - you will need all the money you can squirrel away.  Depending on how often a woman runs absolutely necessary errands and how much money a family makes, she can squirrel away 1K+ in a year this way which may not seem like much but it’s enough for a softer landing than ZERO especially if she’s not working.

Take care of yourself ladies.

[elizabethleestorms]

Same goes for the opposite men. I’ve seen it happen where a woman controlled all the money and was financially abusing the man. It happens to everyone and keep yourself safe.

[jadedaceofspades-deactivated202]

And this isn’t a “straight” thing. It’s an abusive thing. 

[christel-thoughts]

Right, because if you don’t think this happens in queer relationships, you are sadly mistaken.

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

[moonwatcher13]

As someone who ran track and cross country for 4 years in high school, this always fucking mystified me the most out of all the insane shit PE had us do.

Track and field club taught all new runners how to properly warm up, stretch, pace, etc. Its a process, and doing it properly takes 15-20 minutes to make sure your body is ready so you dont hurt yourself.

PE didnt do jack shit, they just said "go run a mile" so 70% of the fucking kids sprinted flat out the first lap and basically walked the other 3. Multiple people did it in boots or tennis shoes. I'm amazed more of them didnt pull a muscle or worse in the process.

I dont know what the purpose of PE was, but it sure as shit wasnt proper exercise. And I think a lot of people suffered for that. If they spent the time teaching us about the importance of physical health, proper nutrition, how to safely stretch/exercise, etc, we would all be better off now.

[renthony]

Let's be real, PE exists to shame and torture the fat kids, and for pretty much no other reason.

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

*Insert that thing with all the people who dread gym*

[homemade-potato]

this one?

[depressed-homosexual]

tag with How many of these apply

I got 3 lmao

[guerrillatech]

[batmanego]

one more person lumping headmates in with cringe/kin tumblr is all it will take for me to fucking snap

[batmanego]

headmates is a colloquial phrasing for the medical term alters, which is what the distinct/dissociated states of self present in DID/OSDD-1a/b are called. please for the love of god stop putting dissociative disorders in with kin tumblr and/or painting them as fake tumblr disorders. it makes it even harder for us ppl who have them to get acceptance

[batmanego]

hi reblog this

[zeekayart]

[jrwiyuri]

I can become a cat boy at anytime but only if I’m cosplaying badboyhalo in a maid dress :/

[pocketkris]

I’m Ranboo. but. a prince. I’m Prince Ranboo

cool. I’m finally an enderman

[nabavababa]

I can make people make stupid mistakes, at the cost of me making a stupid mistake- except I do it cutely

[violetwoodnymph]

I can locate any missing person, but only at nighttime and when the moon is out. Basically, once night falls and I activate my power, the missing people just start glowing insanely brightly in my vision.

Side effect: I also glow insanely brightly because the moon’s light is reflected from the sun which is also a star. This earned me the “Luna” part of my name, since it was originally just “Starseeker”.

[cryptcollector]

i make everyone use neopronouns. thats it. you look at me and instantly go “oh u know what i really want to do today? figure out what neopronouns i like.” 50% of the time its pog/pogs because pognouns supremacy.

[tidespiderz-deactivated20210908]

HOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYY SHIT

[sharpie-chen]

I’m going to write/rewrite everyone’s fate and destiny!

Free will is a myth!

[mayeetjim]

K

Kill

Kill my

Kill.my son

[t4tpolypd]

O-oh..

I’m an all powerful god that saves the earth sometimes. I’m also really good at puns. Out of superhero form, I’m a comedian!

[universesizedcock]

:)

[digg]

this tip tho!!!!!!!!

[rikkipoynter]

I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to.

[rattlecat]

I use to do this all the time in the military. Just forgot how to over time o.o

[dancing-coyote]

I wish I’d known about this when I was homeless.

I could’ve taught it to all the other ladies at the shelter and Darlene could’ve sucked a sour one because she never would have been able to bitch at us for “having too many clothes.”

[mxalmighty]

reblogging this to have it forever because holy god damn

[11990904]

[universesizedcock]

In case you didn't get any Valentine's this weekend :)

I got my friends chocolate and a girl called me baby this week so I think I've had enough Valentine's this year.

[universesizedcock]

Solid 7.8 out of ten

Why are there points deducted

[universesizedcock]

Um hi! I made you some cookies! *hands you the cookies* I was wondering if we could be friends?

We sure can kiddo, send me a private message thingo and please don't be mad About how long it took me to respond to your ask, I've had way too much schoolwork.

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

I cannot imagine what the actual legal argument is for slapping a felony on a trans healthcare provider, ESPECIALLY when they’re consulting patients that are OVER the legal age of 18.

The state wants to control everyone’s bodies. Smash the state.

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

Meet OK Senator Warren Hamilton. Hamilton just introduced a state bill to make it a criminal felony (3yrs to life) to provide life-saving gender affirming medical care to oklahomans under 21. Its first reading is scheduled for 2/1/2021. You can reach his office at [phone].

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

Here’s the Senate Bill. It incriminates not only medical practitioners, but individuals if they choose to pursue HRT or GRS. They threaten jail time for not only giving but receiving hormones. Think about that. The invasion of privacy and personal freedom is appalling.

PLEASE consider contacting Hamilton and rebuking SB676.

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

I see Okies in the notes. This is for you: