uptown funk you up

Uptown funk you up

[suspectunknown]

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

why are the ufo sightings always in the usa whats so special about america *slams fists on table* the aliens need to do a world tour its not all about breaking the usa market!

[sucr0siroad]

@aliens come to brazil

[foodntwk]

NOW YOU HAVE TO HOLD A DEAD MONKEY, HAH HAH

[iamneptuneirl]

what the fuck is this show holy shit

[blazepress]

[cosmicwarden-deactivated2018020]

I know it’s ridiculous, but the “person carrying an absurd and improbable number of weapons must remove them all (to the bewilderment of those around them)” trope is still one of the best tropes of all time.

[buckybarnes123456-deactivated20]

honestly one of my favs so far

[r3ditum]

n-a-t-u-r-a-l-i-f-e

[shanexmullen-deactivated2012111]

[gameraboy]

[kira-yvkimura]

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

1: “Hey, what’s your favorite color?”

2: “Black.”

[cheesekneesandbees]

I swear to god this is the purest thing

[kant-deactivated20190908]

How tall are you?

im gay

[qucko-deactivated20151208]

Open Rp

hi im rachael ray!!! free sample?

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

Rachel, your food tasts worse than dirt. You are a mere insect beneath my heel, the heel of a true Food Network star. You wouldn’t last a minute in my Cutthroat Kitchen. I would rather eat the gum off of my shoe than even look at the pathetic facsimile of a meal you have brought to me.

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20160]

hey lol

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

F-flay! I didn’t see you there! Pardon my outburst towards our good friend Rachel. It was only meant as a friendly joke between chefs. *Pulls Rachel Ray out of Bobby Flay’s earshot* I will gut you and feed you to my dog.

[bent-duck]

*breaks down the door* its me goku

[stupidcommentdepository]

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

[gothic1997]

when you walk into the auditorium and your athlete son and his athlete best friend are preparing for a play by painting a wooden tree that is a part of the set

[tkyle]

My favorite moment from the Democratic Debate.

[6-2-midnight]

I missed this part

[sidechica]

i hate and love gays at the same time

[thingstolovefor]

[mysterymeat6649127739816]

[ofallthehappy-deactivated202004]

squad

[bopeep]

we dem b o y z