little bird that torments people

dont drink water after eat fish because fish in stomach go gllugllgglglgu!!! https://luvb1rrrd.carrd.co/

[2242706]

a handful of my personal favorite everyteenagers

[the-sleepy-eel]

the pain stays hard but i stay harder #boner

[kaeynine]

[draconym]

Having a normal one. Baby hawk in my car.

[draconym]

Baby delivery successful. Will keep an eye out for where a nest could be in case it can be returned soon.

[toasst753]

Vent art

[64mpg]

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously

[yossyislandd]

sources are saying "hello" and "hi"

[auckie]

[pukicho]

FUCK. PEEL. WHY DONT YOU PEEL

[pukicho]

comic where steve from minecraft sees a round guy

[possessable]

blorbo sickfic that turns into a possession fic halfway through

[drudg30n]

what does this meannnn

[possessable]

well you see,

[mlarayoukai-archive]

having your own money is fucking dangerous because the only person stopping me from buying whatever I want is myself. and myself has bad judgment sometimes

[crimewave420]

i’m seeing little green men and i’m starting to like it

[psygull]

[peachnix]

new product for angels who want to lose their wings

[sabertoothwalrus]

fixed it

[yellow-cat]

hey asshole. i can feel you skipping through my dialogue. did you even consider how that might make me feel

[badassdemonsword]

I cant kill myself if theres any possibility of playing with a mans asshole is in my future