lux ∞ 89

Renew you.

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[queenpalms]

[did-you-know]

Millennials are a well-behaved generation. Studies show substance abuse disorders are 49% lower, delinquent behavior (like stealing and assault) is 34% lower, and teen pregnancy is 40% lower than in previous generations. Source Source 2 Source 3

[robert-hadley]

The World of Interiors, February 2007. Photo - Alexandre Bailhache

[quotemadness]

“The meaning of Life is just to be Alive. It is so Plain and so Obvious and so Simple.”

— Alan Watts

[whitepeopletwitter]

Oh my fucking god 😂

[beewatch-deactivated20200725]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

NOTHING is funnier to me than the fact that Dumbledore literally designed the PERFECT protection for the Philosopher’s Stone but still let the McGonagall enchant a giant chess set and Snape make a Legend of Zelda puzzle purely for the DRAMA of it all. And y'all say Dumbledore wasn’t ever visibly gay.

[catboybreeder]

Dumbledore when Snape and McGonagall came to him with their suggestions, knowing FULL WELL how unnecessary they were:

[seleneofthejungle]

Flitwick, approaching nervously: Dumbledore, I heard that Snape and McGonagall are helping, and I’d like to design a – Dumbledore: – a room filled with enchanted keys. Flitwick: – a room filled with enchanted keys! Dumbledore:

[surlydruid]

Sprout: how about a room full of devils snare?

Dumbledore:

Hagrid: I also happen to have this three headed dog that I-well it’s not important where it came from, but he could help guard the stone too maybe?

Dumbledore:

[motiya]

honestly? Im sincere and so full of love and no one can ever take that away from me

[goodmorningbeloved]

i was watching infinity war with my family and when thanos was using the stones to wreck everyone on titan, my mother, who is a 41-year old, tiny 5′0 filipino woman, said something very solemnly in our language that can be translated roughly to: “that tricky thanos. probably only i could defeat him”

[lux89]

Lol

[gaytotodile]

This is an actual tweet by dennys

[mystic-fauna]

UHM OH MY FUCKING GOD???

[ladynorbert]

YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THE PICTURE I HAD NO IDEA THERE WAS ACTUALLY SOMETHING TO SEE

[fagknowledge]

Shhsgdjhshzbja

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

[candiikismet]

I AM THROUGH WITH THEM!

[adifferentkindavibe]

Fam

[did-you-know]

There’s a Disney World ride that can help you pass kidney stones. After his patients reported passing stones while riding Big Thunder Mountain, urologist David Wartinger did some research by repeatedly riding the coaster with a 3D kidney model. No matter their size, the stones inside the model passed from 16%-100% of the time, depending on their location within the kidney and where he sat on the ride. Source Source 2 Source 3

[8-bitfiction]

[everythingstarstuff]

Casey Weldon

[fandomvampire]

“Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it.”

— J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire  (via wordsnquotes)

[illinicoise]

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

[aviculor]

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

[gipsiidanger]

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

[mjalti]

when someone says “so what do you like to do for fun” unexpectedly so u didn’t have time to prep ur answers and now ur actually trying to think of the last time u felt joy