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One Nice Bug Per Day
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
shark vs the universe
Noah Kahan
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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tumblr dot com
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
taylor price
art blog(derogatory)
hello vonnie
Keni
will byers stan first human second
Kiana Khansmith
Misplaced Lens Cap
titsay
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Due to dire circumstance, The Wizard Council has decided to try and force a crab rave. All Wizards are called up to send crabs in support
I'm so sorry, but my crabs have decided to be sober from now on, and I'm worried that a rave situation might andanger their sobriety, so I am going to have to politely decline.
Wizard Tip #33: If You Do Not Think The First Wizard Weed Gummy Hit Please Do Not Immediately Take A Second. Or A Third. Or A Seventeenth. Unless You Want To Be Trapped In The Astral Plane For 61 Days
Wizard tip 33.5 - If you are very (and I mean veeeeerrryyyy) high on Wizard-Weed and use the toilet, please make sure you do not lock the door behind you because if I had to cast Fireball in a small hallway and lose half an eyebrow one more fucking time to blow down a friends door because they fell asleep on the toilet and I deadass thought they had managed to drown themselves while taking a piss, I'm gonna have to throw a Wizard-Weed Intervention. And I don't have the calendar space for that right now.
"Don't be a lady be a legend" Ok but I'm gonna be a lady and a legend. I'm gonna be a legend and also I have boobs. My boobs and other lady-bits are coming with me while I just 'legend' all over the place.
"That's not what they meant, bwahhhh, they meant that you shouldn't submit to servitude and instead be baller" Who are you to decide that I am not being baller enough? Why the fuck should I care if you think I'm not being baller enough? I'm a fucking wizard. I'm pretty fucking baller.
I cast: Smelly Balls
Spell duration: One Week.
fingers too small for neck of normal sized guitar, boobs too big to look down and see the strings of a baby-sized guitar. Woe is me. I'm gonna fucking cry.
THE WIZARD FORGOT SHE IS AMBIDEXTROUS
THE WIZARD IS GOING TO TRY THE OTHER HAND
WE MAY BE ABLE TO LEARN MAGICAL SPELLCASTING YET
NOT ALL HOPE IS LOST!
THE WIZARD HAS DISCOVERED THAT IT'S LIKE A MILLION TIMES EASIER TO DO CHORDS WHEN YOU PLAY WITH THE OTHER GODDAMN HAND WHY DID PEOPLE LIE TO ME FOR SO MANY FUCKING YEARS THIS IS SO MUCH EASIER HOLY SHIT
fingers too small for neck of normal sized guitar, boobs too big to look down and see the strings of a baby-sized guitar. Woe is me. I'm gonna fucking cry.
THE WIZARD FORGOT SHE IS AMBIDEXTROUS
THE WIZARD IS GOING TO TRY THE OTHER HAND
WE MAY BE ABLE TO LEARN MAGICAL SPELLCASTING YET
NOT ALL HOPE IS LOST!
fingers too small for neck of normal sized guitar, boobs too big to look down and see the strings of a baby-sized guitar. Woe is me. I'm gonna fucking cry.
Not enough of my friends understand how gay I am on the inside. I need to get gayer on the outside. Quick, Apprentice, find me a Cloak Of Leabian-ism-ing! Or a Potion of Make Me Gay!!
NO WAIT! bring out the automatic rainbow machine
Imagine, if you will, a wizard or other type of magical person, who is just like... REALLY dedicated to making pokemon real.
Me: When suffering from Hyper Mania for too long, my main course of action as a wizard is to give myself a "go the fuck to sleep" potion. My doctor: So you're an alcoholic? Me: It's not my fault the "go the fuck to sleep" potion is an entire bottle of wine, you can take that up with Ganthar, he made the potion. Also I only do this like two times a year, which does NOT qualify me for alcoholism.
260116 - Interscope on Twitter
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Buddy you have to hit the "add tags" button before adding the tags. Your tags aren't actually doing anything, they're just words on the post.
I mean like yeah I WANT to live in a cool tall tower, but dude I am just SUCHHHHH a big fan of sub-basements that liiiiike..... like I wanna make my wizard tower go underground..... like a little hat sticking out of the earth, just enough to observe the stars, and you think it's a little house, not a tower, and instead of living at the top I'm chillin in the seventh sub-basement like what's up my guy you wanna look at Dirt with me???
hmmm makes me think what if you had a wizard tower that could either shoot further up if you wanted to be real high and then dunk back down into the ground, would mean no plumbing probs tho…
WAIT LIKE A PENDULUM??? WIZARD PENDULUM TOWER???
Yessssssssss magic pendulum towerrrrrrrr
I could just temporarily Magick-away the dirt for the tower to move, and then put it back when I'm done. That's reasonable. I like it.
I mean like yeah I WANT to live in a cool tall tower, but dude I am just SUCHHHHH a big fan of sub-basements that liiiiike..... like I wanna make my wizard tower go underground..... like a little hat sticking out of the earth, just enough to observe the stars, and you think it's a little house, not a tower, and instead of living at the top I'm chillin in the seventh sub-basement like what's up my guy you wanna look at Dirt with me???
hmmm makes me think what if you had a wizard tower that could either shoot further up if you wanted to be real high and then dunk back down into the ground, would mean no plumbing probs tho…
WAIT LIKE A PENDULUM??? WIZARD PENDULUM TOWER???
question, do you watch minecraft args? Just curious :D
Yes absolutely I do :33
go to bed jesus
It’s not even 12am!
now it is.
…I’ll go to bed if you do first
wait, are we implying that chaos ducks is jesus? Im confused
I accept this interpretation in Jesus now
I READ IT THE SAME WAY AT FIRST TOO T-T
Guess what can walk on water? Jesus. Ducks float on water. I have heels therefore walk on water. Boom I’m Jesus
Let it be known tumblr blogger Chaos-Ducks lives in the EST zone
The wizard does not concern herself with Bedtime.
Drew a bunch of concepts for curved horns and uploaded the lineart assets for use on Patreon
Motherforking shirtballs.
Row two, Column three? Whooooooo baby that's some nice horns.
Row three column one? COLUMN TWO??? Oh I'd let that happen alright. Headpiece-wise.
he escaped into the real world…..
Dear Sorcerer, Witch, and Warlock: while you were arguing about the proper ingradients of the potion I drank it. Sincerely, the wizard.
Guys I feel funny
Everyone should mass unfollow staff
Already did 🫡
I unfollowed them when I made my (main) blog account back in 2022, I thought everyone did that....
I've had an account since like 2016, but I got locked out when I bought a new tablet and didn't have the password automatically saved and I didn't remember what the fuck it even was so I've got my Tablet Tumblr Blogs and my Phone Tumblr Blogs. Because I was too stupid to realize I could just reset the password on my phone, then use the brand new password on my tablet.
