Luxington

19 year old with the energy of a wine mom that has way too many kids.

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“Let’s be honest. The goal is to one day be someone else’s face claim.”

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“Honestly, I’ve given that boy so many hints that at this point I’m sending up smoke signals.”

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“I acknowledge that I am not a main character but I am the main characters best friend who marries the love interests rich brother.”

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“Please drive cautiously around me. Not for my safety but for yours.”

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“I just wanted to dye my hair. I’m trying to go through a mental break down but they’re making it haaaard.”

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“I wonder how IHOP became the international house of theater kids.”

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“I too wish for a wise old gay man to guide me through life.”

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“I joke about wanting someone to kill me, but one day someone is going to actually do it and I’m going to be so pissed.”

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Me: “I’m drawing a sun.”

Friend: “Because I’m the light of your life?”

Me: “No because my eyes burn every time I look at you.”

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“I am a sheltering mother to those who need sheltering. You guys are the ones I try to kick out of the house but keep crawling back in through the windows.”

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“When things get tough, put on your brass knuckles and start punching.”

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“There could be a felon in that suit and I’d still hug Mickey.”

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“You gave her an idea? That’s like giving the arsonist a match.”

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“I used to have a pink Razor Scooter, but now I have a green one because I grew up.”

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