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Cosmic Funnies
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Peter Solarz
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styofa doing anything
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@theartofmadeline
Three Goblin Art
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@luxlicht
what you learn from hobbies:
consistent practice opens up whole worlds of skill that you couldn't imagine
making mistakes in the process of learning is not only natural, it is also essential
activities that you enjoy can give you more energy back than you spent on them
wow everything is so expensive
my hands hurt
HAPPY PRIDE! š
Interview with the Vampire (2022 ā)
I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.
"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."
Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.
Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."
a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun
when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings
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Project 2025 outright calls on conservatives to fund and manufacture more āstudiesā on the ānegativeā effects of trans-affirming care.
guess we need to be circulating this psa again. This Is A Fucking Trap. Do Not Participate.
when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.
AND SO IS BEING SOMEBODY'S MOTHERā¼ļø
Itxaro, La Sombra neonate of Washington D.C.
Something-something who do you see when you look in the mirror? If only you could just look harder, you might see something you recognize.
T.M., digital, 2026
Serena Williams attends the 2026 Met Gala celebrating "Costume Art" at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 04, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images) pls help me get out of debt donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways or dinahlance-shop.fourthwall.com
This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.
Big year to be a wilderness rescue worker i guess
Another round of coterie sketch commissions for @grizguts!! Their Tzimisce Harper spending time with the crew...
Harper noticing @diableriedoll's Eva's cute booty!
Harper listening to Stan and DiablerieDoll's Bambi chatting while drawing!
And poor Joseph getting up in Harper's guts... š
Thank you gorgeous for commissioning me these were so fun!! I love being a part of the group in some way. :3
if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stickā¦some people like driving automaticā¦what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people
he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women
If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."
Brennan, resident Wife Guy 1, giving clues That Guy Sucked by showing him yelling at his wife, and Murph, resident Wife Guy 2, picking up on it SO FAST because why was that guy yelling at his wife and not setting the squirrel traps himself, is just so on brand for them.
Brennan: Murph was SO FAST on that guy sucking!
Murph: His TONE. He just jumped on his wife RIGHT away!
Brennan: The tone was WAY off.
Murph: Why couldn't he set the squirrel traps, right?
elf sex: 3 to 12 effeminate twinks coo and giggle in a sensual pile in the woods. sometimes the elf queen joins and pretends theyāre her baby birds
dwarf sex: a pair of strong able bodied warriors tacitly agree to mate as equals under a binding contract of tomelike thickness, with consent from the council
gnome sex: married couple of 200 years finally gives in to temptation and call upon the stork to deliver their child, then sleep in separate beds completely satisfied
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frankly i just need help staying afloat while i sort out insurance issues. i'm going through a lot of health scares and it's taking a financial toll as well as a mental and physical one. please share
I donāt think we talk enough about how, despite the presence of multiple globes, PotC takes place on a flat earth, ice wall included.
I'm gonna need some elaboration here
They literally sail over the edge of it after passing through a hole in a wall of ice. They fall off. They get back to the other side by passing through the whole ocean.
But also thereās a globe on, like, everyoneās desk.
#it's like lord of the rings#it's only flat for pirates
You get it.
No, but this is actually (sort of) canon.
See, part of the conceit of the PotC trilogy is that all myths are true. Nearly every supernatural element in the franchise has a root in some real world mythology or pirate lore, although some of them are mashed together.
Another thing is that they take place at the end of the Golden Age of Piracy, and the more the map gets filled in, and the more the Royal Navy takes power, there less room there is for the mystical and supernatural in the world. This is explicitly called out in At World's End with the death of the kraken:
Barbossa: The world used to be a bigger place. Jack: The world's still the same. There's just... less in it.
The only way to access the world of the supernatural is through the supernatural itself. You can only get to the Isla de Muerta with Jack's compass that points to whatever you desire, or if you already know where its is. You need Tia Dalma's map to find the edge of the world. To access the supernatural, you need to already be immersed in it.
The pirates world isn't flat, it's round - but because the edge of the world exists in myth, it therefore exists in reality. The pirates are able to find it through supernatural means, but if, say, someone like Norrington just sailed in the same general direction, he wouldn't end up in the same place.
āPirateā is a mage subclass fueled by word of mouth, rule of cool, The Power of Belief/Love/Friendship, and rum.
If you look at it in a particular way, the Pirates specifically function by FAIRY RULES: obscure codes of law and formality that they are irrevocably bound to abide by...except when you get the wording wrong.
When we go to Tortuga (or any pirate controlled space) we leave behind the sensibilities of the real world and enter this bizarre perpetual revel of debauchery and violence that could never sustain itself in a world bound by sense.
That makes Jack our Puck character, a trickster of tricksters who can invert your fortunes just by letting him talk to you.
It also makes Will into a changeling, born of the fairyworld, adopted by mortals, and fated to return to it in what makes for a doomed love story. Hell, one might say that the reason Will's swords are SO GOOD is because they contain an element of myth about them: they're the IDEA of swords, true to how they would be in myth.
