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Go my Goslings!!!
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Noooo march don't kill yourself you're so cute and sexy hahaha..
Gonna make one hundred soups this year. Starting off with kapustnyak, carrot soup, chickpea soup, and parsnip soup.
4% complete.
8% complete baybeee. This may end up being a long post. Hope you like the colour of the soup.
Can't stop won't stop. 15 soups so far.
Slowed down for a minute because vet bills ate up my grocery budget but made it to 20%, baybEEEE.
Whoops I slowed down but BAM, 25%. I'm gonna make a comeback baybeeEEEE.
I AM BECOMING SO POWERFUL
Four new BEAN BASED SOUPS, the first one trailblazing because it was a taco soup recipe courtesy of @alex-of-1000-dumbasseries. 61 IN THE BAG, 39 TO GO.
I am also linking my soup planning doc because I can, and it's easier than tagging all of them individually.
Have I lost all my followers yet? NOT YET. Time for more soups. I'm up to 70 now.
OP this is a gorgeous post and I’m so proud of you
Thank you, I will take these codfish words to my grave. Also, I have achieved 8 more, putting me at 77 soups. How is 70 plus 9 photos 77? I'm glad you asked.
Earlier, I forgot to include a photo of my cock-a-leekie-soup (#57) - pictured above as the first one of this set - and also I MADE TARATOR TWICE by accident so I've struck one from the record since I'm trying to make 100 soups here, not 99 and one twice.
A new bowl approaches. Bought myself some soup bowls from the 70s with goofy little geese on them for my own birthday (though I did not get them in time for my miyeok-guk), because what else is free will for. This puts me at 86. I JUST MIGHT MAKE IT? SOMEHOW?
A COLOURFUL BATCH featuring another Certified Tumblr Soup because people kept recommending Yeto's Soup, and they were right.
How am I at 92? ALL MY LIFE I'VE BEEN A QUITTER.
100/100!
This soup post fills me with warm feelings ... And determination.
This post makes me so happy and I don't even know why
at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.
At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.
I love you Sebago, I would die for you Sebago
Ok first I need everyone to know that the owner posted another picture of Sebago and like. She could easily be a moose for Halloween.
Also, the official Guinness World Record for tallest mule was a dude named Apollo, who was the same height but weighed in at 100lbs heavier.
I love her
My italian artist ass 🤌
Let's all have an anti ai Pizza Party:D
Here I am throwing more of my shit at a wall
Made a comic for tadc wahoooo post ep9 stuff about the future of their digital existence:) I’ll post the next part sometime soon
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Enjoy
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break through the boundaries once to declare yourself a god, then break through again to learn you were just a fool
lyrics are from stairs to the attic by the antlers, credit to @lithping for helping with the alt text
This is such a masterpiece what.
*cutely eats*
I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.
Floor time!
smacking my hand on easterman's ginormous forehead so loud, it can be heard across the continent
I love my man, but this is completely fair.
Wonder who will win
I love three things: dog jaws, horror, and Caine.
A hammer fell down on me and i decided to start a Jon chain.
So yeah. @tea-moth11 you are up next.
@too-many-eyes-and-teeth your turn! 💛
@rat-in-a-cloak the next Jon is up to you!!
a new jon enters the ring!
passing it on! to!!! @mice-and-moonbeams!!! <3
And suddenly a Red Shirt Jon is spotted! Tagging @schiwalker for our next Jon!
Hello Jon, apologies for the Incept-Jon, but i felt an older, be-sweatered Jon was needed.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST....
@occudo !!! For the Final Jon!
📢 It's the final Jon time! Tu-ru-ru-ruu~
A hammer fell down on me and i decided to start a Jon chain.
So yeah. @tea-moth11 you are up next.
@too-many-eyes-and-teeth your turn! 💛
@rat-in-a-cloak the next Jon is up to you!!
a new jon enters the ring!
passing it on! to!!! @mice-and-moonbeams!!! <3
And suddenly a Red Shirt Jon is spotted! Tagging @schiwalker for our next Jon!
Hello Jon, apologies for the Incept-Jon, but i felt an older, be-sweatered Jon was needed.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST....
@occudo !!! For the Final Jon!
📢 It's the final Jon time! Tu-ru-ru-ruu~
what if. phm. but Grace is LITERALLY an angel
of course he has a simple human form. people don't even know that he's an angel
Rocky is terrified and has no idea what an angel is
This is so beautiful
damn u are fast
how u do facial hair? I’m struggling man all I want to do is draw my sillies and they look like poo 😭
ARE YOU TIRED OF DRAWING CHARACTERS WITH POO SMEARED ON THEIR FACE INSTEAD OF FLUFFY SCRUFFY BEARDS? WELL TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY! WELCOME TO: HOW TO BEARD YOUR BLORBOS!
Step one: BALD
Complete your drawing of your blorbo!
Step two: COLOR AND BRUSHES
Be sure to select the darkest part of their hair (ideally should match the shade of the eyebrows) and select a texture brush of your choosing. Any will do, as long as grain is visible! An additional textured blending brush to buff out any hard lines is beneficial, but not necessary for a good beard. WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT USE A SMOOTH BLENDING BRUSH! The goal is to maintain grain!
Step three: BEARD LAYOUT
DO use a reference image for this step! Draw out the general shape of where your blorbo's beard naturally grows, making sure to leave space around the chin under the lip where patches of hair are typically absent. Once you lay out the shape, turn the opacity down between 20-30%. I personally aim around 24%. This is a base layer, so don't go too dark!
Step four: SECOND LAYER
With the same brush and color, add additional layers ONLY in the areas that have the most hair (as circled in red) on your reference image. Mess around with the opacity until it gives you the look you want. The darker the color, the thicker the hair in that area will seem. NOTE: blond beards are typically much less noticeable than darker colors, typically because the hair has less contrast against the skin tone.
Step five (optional, depends on your style): HAIRS
Using the same brush as your line art with the opacity lowered to 60%, draw out lines along the same general shape as the beard using the same color you've been using. They should be slightly curved along the jaw like contour lines; this helps prevent the chin from feeling flat, but that's more of a personal preference/stylistic choice of mine. Don't think too hard on this step. The lines should be laid down quick and loose as beards are typically scruffy!
CONGRADULATIONS! YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY BEARDED YOUR BLORBOS!
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Reposting this for Personal usage
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