Think Fast

28|Asexual| Hope you enjoy really bad art, fandom posts, heavy sarcasm, and occasional deep unneeded thinking that soon makes absolutely no sense once looked back upon.

[aevallare]

do you think mocking catholicism is funny

yes. next question

[only-tiktoks]

[bunnygirlskull]

Do you want your handjob crazy hand style or master hand style

[bichromia]

[lvl1000cr00k]

You don’t scare me bro

[lvl1000cr00k]

Are we all going back to this hellscape?

[rememberthismeme]

[rememberthismeme]

[retrogamingblog2]

Pokemon Blaster Toy from 1999

[reuniclus]

[official-lucifers-child]

mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

[hte-spagheti]

[kajbsdfhgioigjhfdsahjsid]

me bathing my dog: ohhhhh does she like the water!!! is it waaarrrm!!! ooooo shes gonna be so cleeeaaaan shes a clean little goorrrl gonna smell so goooood!!!!!

my dog in the tub looking like a sad wet rat:

[crustywhitedogenthusiast]

[scumbagsblog]

I looked through the notes and these are definitely the best examples of OP’s point

[cyberdramon]

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

[hiscarissima]

Wait what.

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid

[saint-batrick]

oh, my little old lady murder story was her replacing the medication in her abusive husband's capsules with rat poison.

"back in the day, our grandmothers worked on their marriages and didn't get divorced!" nah, friend, they COULDN'T get a divorce so sometimes they killed their fuckin husbands. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[smashasaurus-rex]

My grandma murdered her first husband the first time he beat their daughter.

[sandersgrey]

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

I went caroling at a nursing home once and the conversation went from “your voices are lovely” to “I shot people during the war” rather quickly. 

[holisticfansstuff]

[nixnjix]

They have invaded

[gb-z80-deactivated20220720]

[busket]

this is my cat this is literally an edited pic of my cat, i thought for sure a friend of mine posted this but the op is some person i dont even know, look here’s the original pic

and here’s her tag on my blog to prove it

what a fucking bizzarre place the internet is where i can just run into a picture of my own cat posted by someone ive never met???

[busket]

my cat is famous

[lunarelles]

bucky + expressions!! (5D, 2D, 6D, 6C) 

what a cute guy <3

[digbysellars-deactivated2013122]

when ppl compliment u

[refurbthecat]

Are you badass enough to rub this cat’s belly?

[tertiatachonis]

YES.

[refurbthecat]