[malscare]

jolene

jolene

jolene

jolene

[badgrapple-deactivated20220614]

You die in infinity war

[navigaero]

[brasier]

[koryfos3]

When you realize you are gay and start smoking weed 

[chirpchirpmuahaha]

thor is to wlw what carly rae jepsen is to mlm

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

Thanks for clearing this up in a way I can understand

[markwatney]

somebody fucking save tan france

[afriendandboy]

make america again. just make it again. let’s start over completely. we had a good run but it’s time to hit the reset button and try again

[afriendandboy]

some thoughts for america 2.0:

national anthem is gasolina

no founding fathers whatsoever but maybe we give dwayne the rock johnson a mountain statue or two

let’s do way, way less genocide this time. im thinking definitely like 0% of the genocide from the last time, that seems good

maybe more holidays about dogs

[asaliveasyouneedmetobemp3]

spoiler alert: jack jack gets the infinity gauntlet and singlehandedly takes down thanos in incredibles 2

[aidashakur]

[curlsandstems]

Thank you

[meme-constructor]

Jesse did nothing wrong

[doggirlpaws]

This one’s great. Which Jesse? Pinkman? McCree? Team Rocket? They all fit, and none of them have ever done anything wrong except for the armed robbery every single one of them has definitely committed.

[turing-tested]

this is literally so fucking funny

[turing-tested]

[mygoldenwolf]

You’ve heard of “thanks, I hate it,” but allow me to introduce to you:

[lesbiansassemble]

reblog peter getting a job he’s unqualified for, and for the next decade you’ll be offered jobs you’re unqualified for 

[corsolanite]

If anyone wanted to know the names of the Pokemon in the beta, here’s a simple infograph I created for each beta Pokemon!

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Me: hey do you know what serotonin is?

Brain:

[uswnt-24-7]

ESPN’s World Fame 100 List

[buckybarnes123456-deactivated20]

SJAHDHSJSBSBS

[justtjustin-deactivated20191207]