Slave to Armok

20s | she/they

[pissvortex]

[pissvortex]

[stevencharleston]

it's kinda sad that slop is such a popular pejorative now. after all it has done to nourish the noble hog

[thornrings]

from our limited perspective it seems to be a harrowing moment for the young beetlegirl comedian when her finest jokes are met with the sound of crickets, until the camera pans to reveal that the audience is full of cricketgirls as amused and chipper as can be

[badluckbrian-deactivated]

[chemsexholmes]

smoking inside is okay if you do it with a pure heart and good intentions. if you think good thoughts you will produce "good smoke" as a byproduct which is actually extrordinarily healthy for humans

[hogoutorlogout]

[jame7t]

WTF⁉️Joe Biden signs executive order to change the phrase “burning the midnight oil” to “fucking the midnight pig” ? 😕 WHAT? Share to stop this! 🛑

[badluckbrian-deactivated]

[7484853929297438282993949292]

Let's get those steps in tonight WALKPIGS!!!!!!!!!!🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️

[fullmoonguidance]

[hollowtones]

Yoshi's Dogshit Island

[groupthinker]

[strangewomanlover-deactivated20]

I fuck w airplane turbulence lowkey….. whole time I’m like

[cyberdevil3000]

[glutko]

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Whys all food smell so bad

[fairykukla]

In my case, Covid-19. All the good food smells are now horrifyingly bad.

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

In my case the only morsel i am given is usually rotted and meant to hurt or even kill me

[risingtensions]

Costco Parallel Universe Entry Point Sighting - 07/12/10